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So My Friend And I Went To A Haunted House...

*All of a sudden, a zombie pops out*

My friend: F*ck me!             
 Zombie: But we only just met! 
Me: ...                              
Zombie: ...                         
Kid behind us: ...                 



                   

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So My Friend And I Went To A Haunted House... *All of a sudden,

82 faves · 12 comments · Feb 3, 2013 12:01am

neonraver7

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funny · lol · scary · zombie · sexual · ghost · haunted · halloween · curses · hysterical

TellitTotheFrogs* · 1 decade ago
lol, I couldn't tell you all the awkward situations that happened to me in a haunted house I went in with a group of my friends not that long ago.
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neonraver7 · 1 decade ago
Oh gosh, I can only imagine >.<
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TellitTotheFrogs* · 1 decade ago
Haha the worst part about it, we had to go in as groups of 2-3, and everyone was already paired up so I had to go in with my crush -____________- he saw my every reaction... rather embarrassing.
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neonraver7 · 1 decade ago
Oh my god. >.< *facepalm*
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TellitTotheFrogs* · 1 decade ago
Yeah, this is embarrassing but I'm just going to be honest, I ended up crying and hugging onto him for dear life. *Face palm* I'm such a wimp
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neonraver7 · 1 decade ago
Hey, an excuse to hug him ;)
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TellitTotheFrogs* · 1 decade ago
Haha true, but he still hasn't let it go :/ I doubt he ever will.
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neonraver7 · 1 decade ago
oh gosh >.< I wouldn't have any clue what to do :/
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TellitTotheFrogs* · 1 decade ago
I see him several times a week, and no matter what I can never get used to him scaring the crap out of me every time I'm around him.
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neonraver7 · 1 decade ago
I would punch him... and say it was an accident ;)
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TellitTotheFrogs* · 1 decade ago
Haha I'll keep it in mind :)
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neonraver7 · 1 decade ago
Haha
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