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tnutty

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Member Since: 23 Feb 2012 09:04pm

Last Seen: 19 Nov 2015 05:42pm

user id: 277236

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  1. tnutty tnutty
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 3:32pm UTC
    I just noticed that if you say,
    "Puhlease"
    It sounds like police.
    Can you tell I have nothing to do?

  2. tnutty tnutty
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 2:45pm UTC
    when life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people's eyes.

  3. tnutty tnutty
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 2:03pm UTC
    "Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so
    wet, give it to me now!"
    She could scream all she wanted, I was
    keeping the umbrella.
    nmq

  4. tnutty tnutty
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 1:11pm UTC
    MATH
    Mental Abuse To Humans

  5. tnutty tnutty
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 1:09pm UTC
    I THROW MY SPANISH IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SAYING AYYYYOOOOO, NO COMPRENDOOOOOO

  6. tnutty tnutty
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 1:06pm UTC
    3 most difficult things in the world:
    1) You can't count your hair.
    2) You can't wash your eyes with soap.
    3) You can't breathe when your tongue is out.
    Now please put your tongue back in.

  7. tnutty tnutty
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 10:11am UTC
    I hate how chocolates melt on my fingers. I mean, am I that hot?

  8. tnutty tnutty
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 10:07am UTC
    Internet, please let me sleep.... I like sleep!

  9. tnutty tnutty
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 10:04am UTC
    People say you can't live without love ....
    I think oxygen is more important...

  10. tnutty tnutty
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 10:02am UTC
    I'm still waiting for the day when I use:
    abc+ab+45d-14•15783837abd
    In real life

  11. tnutty tnutty
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 9:38am UTC
    "Rawr!" does not mean i love you in dinosaur. In Jurassic Park it means, "I'm going to eat you!"

  12. tnutty tnutty
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 11:31pm UTC
    Teachers: You're all at school to learn
    Me: Actually, I'm here because it's the law

  13. tnutty tnutty
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 1:30am UTC
    Today I went on a long, romantic stroll with him on the beach and he kissed me.
    Then I woke up...

  14. tnutty tnutty
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 1:25pm UTC
    I'm sorry. How many times do I need to say that for you to forgive me?

  15. tnutty tnutty
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 12:59pm UTC
    I've always wanted to get in a cab and yell,
    "Follow that car!"

  16. tnutty tnutty
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 12:57pm UTC
    That moment when you realize you've messed up so much sorry doesn't cut it anymore.

  17. tnutty tnutty
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 11:55pm UTC
    I honestly could care less about what you think about me.

  18. tnutty tnutty
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 11:22pm UTC
    The only mistake I ever made was loving you
    nmf

  19. tnutty tnutty
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 1:35pm UTC
    This is my oath to you
    nmf

  20. tnutty tnutty
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    I don't care if you
    don't want me to
    know something.
    Just tell me that,
    I won't be as hurt
    as I will be when
    you lie to my face
    about it.

:)

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