Sexual Quotes

shouldicontinue
posted a quote
September 3, 2016 9:29am UTC

he bled with desire
as he ran his hands
all over her body

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Deep breaths, my love*
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April 6, 2016 10:31pm UTC

I don't talk about you anymore. I don't run and hide like prey when someone touches me. I dont close my eyes at night and see your face seared into my eyelids. the scars from your hands are no longer burned into my soul. Youre a dark mark in my past and nothing else. I am stronger than you. I am stronger than what you've done to me. You have no power over me.

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PandaPants
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August 24, 2015 12:54am UTC

Got me looking so crazy right now,
your touch has got me looking so crazy right now.

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23chars
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September 25, 2014 5:40pm UTC

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation.

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Forever His*
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June 11, 2014 12:56am UTC

We All Have That One Friend That Turns Everything Sexual c':

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Cianni:3*
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March 24, 2014 12:32pm UTC

Everytime You Put ';)' At The End Of Every Sentence Everything Turns All Sexual xD

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*Tori Leigh*
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March 23, 2014 11:56pm UTC

Story Time
So I was working today and this coworker, who is fourteen, needed
to get past me, and everytime he's behind me he likes to touch my
back to kinda push to to the side or something like I dunno why and
he scared me this time, and I let out this VERRYYY SEXUAL sounding
squeal, then he told me "Never make that sound again when I touch you".
and omg oops

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NaughtyCheese
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January 25, 2014 1:32pm UTC

There's so many stories on here that have characters that are s/luts but I don't think there has been a story on here with a s/lutty protagonist, so I might wright that, any ideas? Comment ;)

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lana del go away *
posted a quote
October 25, 2013 9:55pm UTC

If i was a delivery man I'd spend all day seeing how seductively
I could say "ive got a big package for you" and get away with it.

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myboys
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October 19, 2013 5:59pm UTC

theres this guy at my school and we mess around and joke with eachother and its the fanfic life
(hes black, this may be important. Im like carmel color lol so anyway, we both have black in us)
so the other day the teacher was talking blah blah blah so i looked over at (changing his name for privacy purposes) Matt and he made a funny face at me and smiled so i made one back and laughed. Then he was flipped me off and i was like, fûck you too {Through my facial expressions bc i wouldve got yelled at} then he laughed at me and kept making faces and i did the same then he turned to the guy next to me (lets call him David) and showed a length with his hands and i was like wtf. Then David was like 'lmao its not that big' then i was like ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and Matt said 'yeah it is, you wanna see.' Then Matt looked over at me and smirked and i was like, 'bro really its not that big' but he just nodded and said 'it is' and i rolled my eyes and he walked over to David and sat down next to him and i was like 'IM OUT' and asked the teacher if i could go to the bathroom and he said yes and i was just about to walk out the door (me Matt and David were sitting right by the door) then Matt called out "GABI" and i turned around and he had his hands at the top and bottom of his dîck and i gasped and made a shocked face bc dang he was big and he laughed and i walked out of the room like
*O*
and walked to the bathroom and surprisingly i wasnt blushing or anything bc he does stuff like this all the time so i was kinda (kinda) used to this. I didnt really go to the bathroom i just wanted an excuse to leave the room lol so yeah
theres a little bit more but ill post that after this because its really long already ok peace

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
October 9, 2013 9:28pm UTC

In general I try not to offend people like if you have a problem with some kind of joke and it's like a legit problem not like "OMG dnt mke fn of 1d!!!!!!! Thyr meh lyfe!!!!!!!!!!!!" I'll try not to make them around you but in all honesty I'm not going to change my sense of humor just because you don't like it. My sense of humor is usally either dark or sêxual so if you want to hang out with me you're going to have to get used to that. Like today I was sitting with my garden tools and I was making sêx jokes and being jokingly sëxual with them and this girl who I don't even know sits next to us and says I'm being immature and should grow up.
Like I didn't know her.
She didn't know me.
Unless she's stalking me.
What if she's part of the NSA
What if she's reading this now
Oh god I'm screwed

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myboys
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 11:23pm UTC

SO I WAS VOLUNTEERING TO HELP AT THE LIBRARY AND UM
THIS HAPPENED
I JUST WROTE IT ON WATTPAD BC ITS TOO LONG FOR A QUOTE
BUT PLEASE READ THIS AND ENJOY MY AWKWARDNESS AND STUFF I GUESS
http://www.wattpad.com/26500058-sexual-bookfair-oh-lawd
THE TITLE EXPLAINS ALL
Sęxual Bookfair Oh Lawd

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Hale_Storm18
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September 26, 2013 3:32pm UTC

why are boobs even considered sexual? they're bumps of fat made to store milk for babies what the fck is sexual about that

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 9:01pm UTC

Some extremely sexual things about Alex Gaskarth:
-THE LEG THING
-His fücking voice, obviously
-The tattoo behind his ear
-The little smirk he does when he takes pictures with fans
-His little stubble
-His combat boots oh my don't even get me started
-His American flag pants
-His laugh when he looks like he coughed a little bit but it's actually really hot.

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mtndewhm*
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August 22, 2013 9:36pm UTC

On the first day of school should I wear a strapless shirt and short shorts or a sweat pants and a hoodie?
The strapless shirt and shorts is a big "fûck you" to the dress code.
But the sweats really show off how much I don't give a damn about anything.

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