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lana del go away *

Status: its been two years and my mom never com home and make hte spageti

Member Since: 4 Jan 2012 05:46pm

Last Seen: 6 Nov 2015 11:57am

Birthday: June 5

Location: new england

Gender: F

user id: 259755

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  1. lana del go away * lana del go away *
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2014 3:12pm UTC
    It only takes like 60 likes to make it onto top quotes now ?? wHAT EVEN IM LAUGHING IT USED TO BE LIKE THOUSANDS

  2. lana del go away * lana del go away *
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2014 3:10pm UTC
    my mom never com home and make hte spageti
    still wating mom its been 2 years

  3. lana del go away * lana del go away *
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2014 3:01pm UTC
    witty is so dead im actually laughing.

  4. lana del go away * lana del go away *
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 9:58pm UTC
    a summary of my day: no

  5. lana del go away * lana del go away *
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 9:55pm UTC
    If i was a delivery man I'd spend all day seeing how seductively
    I could say "ive got a big package for you" and get away with it.

  6. lana del go away * lana del go away *
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2013 4:30pm UTC
    It makes me sad that this site didnt last. Here is where I made some of my very close friends. Where I would come if I had problems and needed to talk. We were litteraly like one big messed up disfunctional family with a cat loving father. I grew up on this site and it phsically and emotionally hurts to see so many if not everyone gone. One of the biggest things for me is that this is where frammingmathew made his legacy. Every year after he passed we would post something in honor of him and promise we would never forget the amazing things he did and how many lives he saved... but here witty is now. I just wanted to thank you steve for so much. If it wasnt for witty i would be a completely different person. It still has an impact on me and has taught me so much. I love you steve and every witty user who probably isnt on here anymore deeply and truly from the bottom of my heart.

  7. lana del go away * lana del go away *
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 9:38pm UTC
    do you ever just look into the mirror and think "what wattage is my microwave"?

  8. lana del go away * lana del go away *
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2013 1:31pm UTC
    im FINALLY going to see litttle mix. so far this is the most ive done in my whole life in one summer... time to make a new bucket list (and also the editor for my quotes isnt woking correctly so heres some boring black and white)

  9. lana del go away * lana del go away *
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 11:53am UTC
    I sorta fell for my bestfriend. And I wish i hadn't because everyday we talk. We talk about how his crush doesnt like him and how horrible it feels that she doesnt like him back and he says nobody understands and how miserable he is. Well he's not the only one. And the worst part about it is im the one who comforts him every night. And sometimes I wish I had the guts to tell him how selfish he is being but i can't ... because he's my bestfriend ... and i couldn't even think of hurting him. Of making him feel hurt by his own bestfriend because "what kind of friend would ever do that?" I honestly dont know if I can be friends with him anymore. I'm just hurting myself

  10. lana del go away * lana del go away *
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 11:29am UTC
    there is a reality show based on the hunger games called capture coming on july31 where in the bloody heck can i sign up?

  11. lana del go away * lana del go away *
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 6:31pm UTC
    this isnt supposed to happen,
    im not supposed to like you <3

  12. lana del go away * lana del go away *
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 2:17pm UTC
    that annoying voice your mom gets when shes on the
    phone.

  13. lana del go away * lana del go away *
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 6:36pm UTC
    there's lots of fish in the sea
    yea and there's also sharks , seaweed , and toxic waste

  14. lana del go away * lana del go away *
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 5:59pm UTC
    plot twist : you got time for that

  15. lana del go away * lana del go away *
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 4:13pm UTC
    Me: -Not pregnant-
    Me: -Honor student-
    Me: -Not on drugs-
    Me: -Never been in legal trouble-
    Me: -Hard worker-
    Me: -Not an alcoholic-
    Parents: Cool.
    Me: *Forgets to put dishes in the dishwasher.*
    Parents: You never contribute to this family. You're
    crazy and out of control. You never do anything right.
    You need to take responsibility for your stuff and this
    house. Be perfect.
    Me: Oh okay...

  16. lana del go away * lana del go away *
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 5:52pm UTC
    tampons are friends not food

  17. lana del go away * lana del go away *
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 10:23am UTC
    Hey! got any
    grapes?
    bum bum bum bum ba-da-dum

  18. lana del go away * lana del go away *
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 6:07pm UTC
    if your from africa...
    then why are you white?

  19. lana del go away * lana del go away *
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 6:02pm UTC
    crap - i -love #2 ...
    the smell of rain on the sidewalk

  20. lana del go away * lana del go away *
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 5:59pm UTC
    crap - i -love...
    the other side of the pillow

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