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10-year-old girl: Nobody in my class knows I'm dating him! We made out in his bedroom and I swear we gonna go all the way! It was so romantic! 
Me: Stop. Just stop.
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10-year-old girl: Nobody in my class knows I'm dating him!

115 faves · 22 comments · Feb 2, 2013 3:29pm

LemonRoses

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LemonRoses · 1 decade ago
Exactly!
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summergirl369 · 1 decade ago
What next? I think the world's going bat-poo crazy.
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Rach_K · 1 decade ago
D: my god, it's just getting worse...
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AlyssaXx4434 · 1 decade ago
Oh well, it's 2013, I wouldn't be surprised
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cujo* · 1 decade ago
Oh God please send Jesus back to earth
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Saphacier · 1 decade ago
No.
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cujo* · 1 decade ago
You never really know, these abominations taking over could be a sign of the seven years of tribulation
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Saphacier · 1 decade ago
Says the jesus freak
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cujo* · 1 decade ago
The seven years of tribulation is prior to the second coming of Jesus. Really, if you don't understand what I've said, don't reply with dumb answers.
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Saphacier · 1 decade ago
I know what it is. I'm not some dumb kid, I'm smarter than you. That's a fact. I insulted you because religion is wrong. There is no God. Your mindless faith will bring you nothing.
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cujo* · 1 decade ago
If you knew and yet supplied with a poor retort, kudos to you, my friend! Whoa, dumb kid? I said your answer was. Well, I don't know about you being smarter than me, but you aren't very convincing of that 'fact.' What you think of religion is not anyone's problem, but your own. Despite your beliefs or disbelief, whosoever gave you the right to deliberately claime that I am some mindless believer? Whosoever claimed I even had a particular religion. Christianity, even? With all that ego and self-assured intellect, you sure are close-minded.
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Saphacier · 1 decade ago
Because I don't listen to any illogical trash that does absolutely nothing except provide ignorance and worthless hope. You obviously don't understand that my initial response was an insult to you. It wasn't making any other claims or retorts. Obviously you aren't smart enough to understand that. I'm smarter than just about everyone. I know that's true. My grades and total understanding of everything I've ever learned about is evident of that. And religion is a poison to society. If you think otherwise than you've been brainwashed into lunacy by your faith.
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cujo* · 1 decade ago
I'm not concerned about a mere insult. You may not have claimed so, but it was implied nonetheless. Good to know you have a lot of faith in yourself, I won't argue with your grades whatsoever. But you must know, anyone is capable of such. But what bothers me is your 'total understanding.' Surely, saying that, you would have at least an ounce of respect for beliefs and systems of those around you? Maybe, understand the need for an anchor, a hope? Because there is more to religion than just weakness. Lunacy or not, there's more to it than meets the eye. I do not wish to argue with you, I do have respect for you, so please stop trying to make a fool of me.
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Saphacier · 1 decade ago
But since you're siding with religion it's too easy to make you look foolish. And who cares about hope? it's pointless. Nothing ever gets better. Everything is a waste of time. thinking that some magical man in the sky will save you and make you better isn't going to make it happen. We all want things. But that is beyond reality and doesn't exist. Religion is just weakness. It's a crutch; something to fall back on. Everyone needs to realize that none of that matters and that life is worthless.
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gummybearzgorawr · 1 decade ago
o.o
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iMakeSence · 1 decade ago
th generation has changed.ALOT.its not rlly a big deal for a ten year old to have a bf now :/ sad but true.
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Rach_K · 1 decade ago
I'm actually scared for my maybe future children and for my nieces'/nephews'... If they (girls) get a boyfriend before their 16+ I will go ape-sh*t -_-
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iMakeSence · 1 decade ago
lol ikr xD
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wizard4238 · 1 decade ago
O.o woooowwww she is 10, that is messed up
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gaqax3 · 1 decade ago
girls these days :o
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Cornetto · 1 decade ago
Oh my gosh!
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LemonRoses · 1 decade ago
This was true!
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