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gummybearzgorawr

1. gummybearzgorawr
   posted a quote
   August 4, 2013 1:50pm UTC
   I hate the Big Bang Theory.
   BAZINGA!
   *sheldon laugh*
   
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2. gummybearzgorawr
   posted a quote
   July 9, 2013 9:30pm UTC
   When I think of a really good quote:
   Dam, I'm good!
   It's going to get 100 likes :D
   *dances around room like a elephant
   Lol.
   ...
   What was it again?
   
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3. gummybearzgorawr
   posted a quote
   February 26, 2013 9:15pm UTC
   Making a quote
   and going straight to the
   Newest Quotes
   to admire your work.
   
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4. gummybearzgorawr
   posted a quote
   February 26, 2013 9:12pm UTC
   Ted: Hey I got a new stop watch, man :D You can do lots of stuff with it :D Wanna try?
   Joe: Oh cool *takes stop watch* Lets see how many seconds you last before saying something stupid.
   Ted:Is that an insult?
   Joe: Three seconds.
   
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5. gummybearzgorawr
   posted a quote
   February 18, 2013 10:16pm UTC
   A couple days ago in the locker room I heard an upperclassman shout that they refuse to dress in front of freshmen, and storm out of the locker room to go to the bathroom to dress.
   I don't even...
   
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6. gummybearzgorawr
   posted a quote
   February 18, 2013 6:36pm UTC
   Sleep or Witty.... Sleep or Witty.... Sleep AND Witty!
   *makes quotes about sleeping*
   Win.
   
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7. gummybearzgorawr
   posted a quote
   February 18, 2013 6:30pm UTC
   Plot twist:
   Tumblr stole it's quotes from Witty
   
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8. gummybearzgorawr
   posted a quote
   February 17, 2013 9:18pm UTC
   Roses are red
   sometimes they're thorny
   when I'm away from you
   I get really...
   corny. c:
   
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9. gummybearzgorawr
   posted a quote
   February 3, 2013 4:52pm UTC
   Robots are
   hecka
   tight.
   
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10. gummybearzgorawr
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 3:07pm UTC
    Toboscus is proof that geeks can become pretty dang famous.
    And that they can be hototot.
    
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11. gummybearzgorawr
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 7:36pm UTC
    How to be viciously hated in 3 seconds:
    Become a famous person's girlfriend.
    
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12. gummybearzgorawr
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 11:15am UTC
    Me: *Points to ripped jeans* That there is the new fashion.
    Mom: It's not new.
    Me: Then why do you call it stupid?
    Mom: It was stupid then and it's still stupid now.
    
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13. gummybearzgorawr
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 10:24am UTC
    Favoriting your own quotes because you're
    just
    that
    cool.
    
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14. gummybearzgorawr
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 10:10am UTC
    Oh.
    My.
    CATS.
    
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15. gummybearzgorawr
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 7:58am UTC
    Steve should buy an island
    and name it Wittopia.
    Then all the Witty members
    would move there :D
    We would have a Witty school,
    and we would kidnap celebrities
    and hold them for ransom for nutella.
    We would have the best internet connection,
    and chocolate would be the
    main food group.
    LONG LIVE WITTOPIA
    
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16. gummybearzgorawr
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 11:31am UTC
    If life gives you lemons,
    squeeze them into it's eyes.
    
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17. gummybearzgorawr
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 11:25am UTC
    Dear really slow people in the hallway,
    t(-. -)t
    
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18. gummybearzgorawr
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 6:20pm UTC
    Friend: I'd rather be called beautiful than sexy, you know?
    Me: I'd take every compliment I can get.
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend:...
    Me: OMG A CAT
    
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19. gummybearzgorawr
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 6:15pm UTC
    I think Steve is sending us a message
    Putting them IMVU adds up O_o
    
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20. gummybearzgorawr
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 6:11pm UTC
    Here in Witty, we don't say flippin'.
    We say FLUFFIN'.
    Or at least I do anyway...
    
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