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LemonRoses

1. LemonRoses
   posted a quote
   June 4, 2013 12:38pm UTC
   Teacher: Read out your poem in class.
   Student: I dig, you dig, she digs, he digs.
   Teacher:
   Student:
   Teacher:
   Student: It's not beautiful but I guess it is very deep.
   NMQ
   
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2. LemonRoses
   posted a quote
   June 4, 2013 12:18pm UTC
   That feeling when you look at quotes on Tumblr that were originally from Witty.
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3. LemonRoses
   posted a quote
   June 4, 2013 12:14pm UTC
   You never know how dirty your music is until your parents are in the car with you.
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4. LemonRoses
   posted a quote
   June 2, 2013 5:40am UTC
   Teacher:
   Why are you talking through my lesson?
   Student:
   Why are you teaching through my conversation?
   NMQ
   
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5. LemonRoses
   posted a quote
   June 1, 2013 1:54pm UTC
   Seeing a bug in the garden:
   Hello there, Mr. Bug.
   Seeing a bug in my bedroom:
   DIE BİTCH!!! I'M GONNA FÚCKING KILL YOU!!!!!!
   NMQ
   
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6. LemonRoses
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2013 3:49am UTC
   Edward isn't a vampire. He doesn't drink human blood, lives in a forest and sparkles.
   He's a fairy.
   NMQ
   
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7. LemonRoses
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2013 3:47am UTC
   Girls want bad boys who will be good for her.
   Boys want good girls who will be bad for him.
   ♥
   NMQ
   
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8. LemonRoses
   posted a quote
   May 15, 2013 5:28pm UTC
   Me: I'm going to lose weight!
   Food: Oh no you won't!
   NMQ
   
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9. LemonRoses
   posted a quote
   May 15, 2013 5:21pm UTC
   Teacher: You failed the test.
   Me: You failed to educated me.
   NMQ
   
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10. LemonRoses
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 5:17pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you finish your favourite TV series and you don't know what to do with your life.
    NMQ
    
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11. LemonRoses
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 5:15pm UTC
    Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. "Look at that b*tch, eating chocolate like she owns this place."
    NMQ
    
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12. LemonRoses
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    Heeey, wassup? Lol, its soooo kwl rite??? Wht do u wanna do now?!!?
    I would just love to throw a dictionary in your face.
    NMF.
    
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13. LemonRoses
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 7:51am UTC
    "Click here for more fanciful quotes."
    Oh my God? Has Steve just eaten a dictionary????
    
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14. LemonRoses
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 8:59am UTC
    That moment after you rub your eyes
    ...and you realise you have mascara on.
    
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15. LemonRoses
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 1:54pm UTC
    Just when the caterpillar, thought the world was over....it became a butterfly.
    So keep believing :)
    
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16. LemonRoses
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 3:29pm UTC
    10-year-old girl: Nobody in my class knows I'm dating him! We made out in his bedroom and I swear we gonna go all the way! It was so romantic!
    Me: Stop. Just stop.
    
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17. LemonRoses
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 2:37am UTC
    If you have never jumped from one couch to the other, avoiding the "lava"
    your either a) from another planet or b) never had a childhood.
    
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