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Kid: Sir, why do we take English?
Teacher: It's required.
Kid: I mean like why is it called English class?
Teacher: We speak English.
Kid: No, we don't. We speak American.
Teacher:
Class:
Kid:
I mean people in England speak English. We speak American. We don't use the words they do, adn they don't use the words we do. Therefore we don't really speak English, we just use some of their words.
Teacher:
Class:
Kid:
Me:
Whoa, man. That was deep. I think I just teared up a bit.
Kid: -.-

We decided that he was actually kind of right though..
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Kid: Sir, why do we take English? Teacher: It's required.

319 faves · 18 comments · Jan 31, 2013 3:57pm

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I_Dont_Know · 1 decade ago
No. Like some one said below Spain and Mexico both speak Spanish just different variations. That goes the same with English it's still English, just because we use a few different words. People in Boston and New England use different words like bubbler, jimmies, and frappes, that doesn't mean we speak Bostonian.
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wwydiywm · 1 decade ago
lol
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LoveHungerGames · 1 decade ago
wrong.
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saxon_star · 1 decade ago
and in your quote they're all English words-_-
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Serotonin · 1 decade ago
He wasn't kind of right though...
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*한숨** · 1 decade ago
'Some'? Most of your language is based around English.
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Fαy Στylες* · 1 decade ago
I'm not gonna fave cuz I don't want to ruin ur perfect faves' number .. LOL
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IrAmAwesome · 1 decade ago
All of then words in your quote t words us english people use everyday.
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natataya · 1 decade ago
well you're actually not american you're a united states citizen or how we like to call you 'gringo'... when you're talking about America you're talking about the WHOLE continent not just your country. i know its not your fault because you were raised to think that your country is called America, but for other countries like mine, its disrespectful.... PLEASE i'm telling you this politely use the term correctly... and sorry i know its not your fault.

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ForeverStronger · 1 decade ago
When we say "America" we are refering to the term "United States of America" but that gets to be a mouth full, so we just drop the "United states" part. Yes, we could just say "U.S.A." but we don't end up doing that. We aren't being exculisive or disrespectful in any way what so ever. It's more of just slang. When talking about the entire continent, we usally say "the americas". Take china for example. The full term for china is "People's Republic of China". People could just call it "PRC" but most just say "China". Honestly I think people are blowing the term out of proportion. It's not meant to be arrogant or exclusive, it's just what clicks. Random thought though: haha, gringo!(:
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conversel0ver · 1 decade ago
The continent is called North America & there's a country in the continent called America, so we are American. Also, it's called United States of America.
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Serotonin · 1 decade ago
"there's a country in the continent called America" actually, no it's the United States of America because it's a bunch of states that happen to be in the American continent.
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moo · 1 decade ago
I've heard that government was talking about officially classifying it as American because it's so far removed from the English language.
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SazzX* · 1 decade ago
I swear I was just thinking about that when an American tv show came up and said "Why wont you do your English homework" and I was like what...?
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
No, he's actually dead wrong...
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wallenbee · 1 decade ago
We speak English, it's just a different dialect. People in Spain speak Spanish, just like people in Mexico. We don't say Mexican's speak Mexican, they speak Spanish. English and American English aren't different languages, they're different dialects.
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Fall4you · 1 decade ago
correct.
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wallenbee · 1 decade ago
I know. That's why I said it.
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