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SpazzyNinjahappy witty anniversary!

Status: Loving Life :D

Member Since: 30 Jun 2012 08:39pm

Last Seen: 28 Feb 2014 07:12pm

Birthday: November 20

Location: Probably either in a library or a movie theater, or riding a bike with my dad, or dancing in front of a bunch of people, or hanging out with friends and family

Gender: F

user id: 313553

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  1. SpazzyNinja SpazzyNinja happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 1:57pm UTC
    An essay should be like a woman's skirt,
    long enough to cover the subject,
    but short enough to keep it interesting"

  2. SpazzyNinja SpazzyNinja happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 10:22pm UTC
    So today in class we started A Midsummers Night Dream:
    My english teacher decided to explain to us what a bussom is, even though the majority of us know what a bussom is thank you very much.
    Well, she proceeded to first ask us what it was very loudly, many times, and then made us say it at least 8 times or more. LOUDLY. After that, she told us that it did not mean butt, but breasts, and then said, "You know what bussoms are, I have them, girls you have them, yes even though I'm old I have them," and motioned to her bussoms as she said all this. It was a mortifying experince, that's all I can say.....

  3. SpazzyNinja SpazzyNinja happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 10:08pm UTC
    I've made a
    horrible mistake.
    I merely ASSUMED everyone knew what a bussom is-
    My mistake, thank you English teacher.....

  4. SpazzyNinja SpazzyNinja happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 11:31am UTC
    You're Lying if you Ever said You Never had a Crush on One of the Jonas Brothers.....

  5. SpazzyNinja SpazzyNinja happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 9:32pm UTC
    The Tipton is
    the Place to
    STAAAAAAA
    AAAY
    ...and bring the
    family

  6. SpazzyNinja SpazzyNinja happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 8:30pm UTC
    Dont say you're sorry, 'cause I'm not even breaking
    You're not worth the time that this is taking

  7. SpazzyNinja SpazzyNinja happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 7:38pm UTC
    Wait, so you're single and ready to mingle?
    B*tch please you're lonely and a big phoney

  8. SpazzyNinja SpazzyNinja happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 8:38pm UTC
    That Terrible Moment When You Realize Valentines Day is a Month Away,
    and the closest thing you are to "romantic" is "doing" math midyears.

  9. SpazzyNinja SpazzyNinja happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 5:50pm UTC
    You know what Sucks?
    Finding out your crush is totally not as nice as you thought he was, and, oh, ya, him already liking somebody else.........

  10. SpazzyNinja SpazzyNinja happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 5:15pm UTC
    I Get High
    risks of slapping stupid people....

  11. SpazzyNinja SpazzyNinja happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 4:54pm UTC
    I Get High
    -school classes.....

  12. SpazzyNinja SpazzyNinja happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 4:39pm UTC
    I Get High
    taxes on everything I buy

  13. SpazzyNinja SpazzyNinja happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    I Get High
    grades in school....

  14. SpazzyNinja SpazzyNinja happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 9:00pm UTC
    TRUTH HOUR
    Any Questions, one hour :)

  15. SpazzyNinja SpazzyNinja happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 6:09pm UTC
    L.I.F.E.G.O.E.S.O.N.
    what you don't have now will come back again.
    Me: *sees this quote*
    Me: What about cancer.......

  16. SpazzyNinja SpazzyNinja happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 2:42am UTC
    And this year
    My grades are actually going to be good.
    I'm going to work hard this year.

  17. SpazzyNinja SpazzyNinja happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 2:29am UTC
    And this year
    I want to find LOVE.
    Not some lame teenage crush,
    I want to fall in love and have a fairytale

  18. SpazzyNinja SpazzyNinja happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 2:27am UTC
    AND I LOVE HIM
    The only problem is,
    he has no idea who I am.

  19. SpazzyNinja SpazzyNinja happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 2:23am UTC
    HAPPY NEW YEAR
    BECAUSE THIS YEAR'S GOING TO BE A GREAT ONE

  20. SpazzyNinja SpazzyNinja happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 1:37pm UTC
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