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SpazzyNinja

1. SpazzyNinja
   posted a quote
   May 11, 2013 1:57pm UTC
   An essay should be like a woman's skirt,
   long enough to cover the subject,
   but short enough to keep it interesting"
   
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2. SpazzyNinja
   posted a quote
   March 6, 2013 10:22pm UTC
   So today in class we started A Midsummers Night Dream:
   My english teacher decided to explain to us what a bussom is, even though the majority of us know what a bussom is thank you very much.
   Well, she proceeded to first ask us what it was very loudly, many times, and then made us say it at least 8 times or more. LOUDLY. After that, she told us that it did not mean butt, but breasts, and then said, "You know what bussoms are, I have them, girls you have them, yes even though I'm old I have them," and motioned to her bussoms as she said all this. It was a mortifying experince, that's all I can say.....
   
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3. SpazzyNinja
   posted a quote
   March 6, 2013 10:08pm UTC
   I've made a
   horrible mistake.
   I merely ASSUMED everyone knew what a bussom is-
   My mistake, thank you English teacher.....
   
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4. SpazzyNinja
   posted a quote
   March 2, 2013 11:31am UTC
   You're Lying if you Ever said You Never had a Crush on One of the Jonas Brothers.....
   
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5. SpazzyNinja
   posted a quote
   February 26, 2013 9:32pm UTC
   The Tipton is
   the Place to
   STAAAAAAA
   AAAY
   ...and bring the
   family
   
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6. SpazzyNinja
   posted a quote
   January 24, 2013 8:30pm UTC
   Dont say you're sorry, 'cause I'm not even breaking
   You're not worth the time that this is taking
   
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7. SpazzyNinja
   posted a quote
   January 24, 2013 7:38pm UTC
   Wait, so you're single and ready to mingle?
   B*tch please you're lonely and a big phoney
   
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8. SpazzyNinja
   posted a quote
   January 14, 2013 8:38pm UTC
   That Terrible Moment When You Realize Valentines Day is a Month Away,
   and the closest thing you are to "romantic" is "doing" math midyears.
   
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9. SpazzyNinja
   posted a quote
   January 10, 2013 5:50pm UTC
   You know what Sucks?
   Finding out your crush is totally not as nice as you thought he was, and, oh, ya, him already liking somebody else.........
   
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10. SpazzyNinja
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 5:15pm UTC
    I Get High
    risks of slapping stupid people....
    
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11. SpazzyNinja
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 4:54pm UTC
    I Get High
    -school classes.....
    
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12. SpazzyNinja
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 4:39pm UTC
    I Get High
    taxes on everything I buy
    
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13. SpazzyNinja
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    I Get High
    grades in school....
    
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14. SpazzyNinja
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 9:00pm UTC
    TRUTH HOUR
    Any Questions, one hour :)
    
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15. SpazzyNinja
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 6:09pm UTC
    L.I.F.E.G.O.E.S.O.N.
    what you don't have now will come back again.
    Me: *sees this quote*
    Me: What about cancer.......
    
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16. SpazzyNinja
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 2:42am UTC
    And this year
    My grades are actually going to be good.
    I'm going to work hard this year.
    
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17. SpazzyNinja
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 2:29am UTC
    And this year
    I want to find LOVE.
    Not some lame teenage crush,
    I want to fall in love and have a fairytale
    
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18. SpazzyNinja
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 2:27am UTC
    AND I LOVE HIM
    The only problem is,
    he has no idea who I am.
    
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19. SpazzyNinja
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 2:23am UTC
    HAPPY NEW YEAR
    BECAUSE THIS YEAR'S GOING TO BE A GREAT ONE
    
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20. SpazzyNinja
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    December 31, 2012 1:37pm UTC
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