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                            skinny friend: omg i'm so fat, i need to go on a diet.
                            me:                                                                                                   
                            me:                                                                                                     
                            me: i am whale                                                                            
                            me: hear me roar                                                                             
                            me: *inhales five cheeseburgers*
 

                                                              
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skinny friend: omg i'm so fat, i need to go on a diet. me:

358 faves · 3 comments · Jan 18, 2013 1:36am

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jahan · 1 decade ago
LOOOL this made me and my lil bro laugh our heads off lol :D
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reganshea · 1 decade ago
hahahahahahah
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Primadonna* · 1 decade ago
My skinny friend wanted to run 200 rounds and I was like, I can't make it through twenty.....
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