Brother: There's
no manly way to put on chapstick
Me: What if you put on chapstick while
chopping down a tree
Brother:
Me: Or killing a shark with a spear
Brother:
Me: Or skydiving while wrestling a bear and playing
the electric guitar
Brother: How would you even do all that and
put on chapstick too
Me: Shh don't ask, these are just the
facts of life
Brother:
What
