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You all are like, "I can't wait to tell my kids about how many apocalypses I survived!"

The whole time, I just sit here like, "I guess I can tell my cats ...
I mean, face it, I'll never marry and have kids."

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You all are like, "I can't wait to tell my kids about

19 faves · Dec 22, 2012 9:39pm

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