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Teacher: Why are you late?
Me: Well, I was trying to find a shirt in my wardrobe when I fell into Narnia. There I met the Doctor and he was going to take me home in his Tardis but we accidentally landed on Asgard where Loki started a rebellion. Somehow I became the Mockingjay and lead the people to victory. I crossed the Bifrost to Hogwarts where I got flushed down a toilet and landed back in my room.
Teacher: But...your only five minutes late... how did you...in only...?
Me: Wibbly Wobbly, Timey Wimey.

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