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Hi!  I'm fantasydreamer.  I love to read and dream!  When I dream, I have the oddest dreams though....the weirder they are, the funnier they are!  So, whoever reads this, keep adding to your fantasy! 
Sweet dreams!
  1. fantasydreamer fantasydreamer
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 6:46pm UTC
    When coming across a
    'Witty is dieing' quote,
    I Misread it as
    'Witty is DIETING'....
    I nearly had a heart attack...

  2. fantasydreamer fantasydreamer
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 12:15pm UTC
    Often, you think when you're rejected that you are not good enough.......
    but the truth is, they weren't ready for all you have to offer.....
    nmq, found this on facebook

  3. fantasydreamer fantasydreamer
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 9:19am UTC
    Silence is golden.
    Duct tape is silver.......
    Close enough for me!

  4. fantasydreamer fantasydreamer
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 3:36pm UTC
    Wouldn't it be nice if we looked at people and jelly beans and liked them all? And didn't just pick put the pretty or smart people or red or black jelly beans, but loved them all for what they are?

  5. fantasydreamer fantasydreamer
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 2:38pm UTC
    Dear Travelers,
    You won't see London and you won't see France, until we see your underpants!
    Sincerely, TSA Officers
    credit to dearblankpleaseblank.com

  6. fantasydreamer fantasydreamer
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 11:17am UTC
    That moment of despair when
    you finish a book
    in the middle of a series and your like:
    My life has no meaning until I get the next one!

  7. fantasydreamer fantasydreamer
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    Dear Shakespeare,
    Poetic talent is easy to fake when thy sentence doth no freaking sense make.
    Sincerely, unconvinced English student.
    crredit to dearblankpleaseblank

  8. fantasydreamer fantasydreamer
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 1:55pm UTC
    My favorite saying I say almost all the time is:
    "What is this witchcraft!?"
    Comment your favorite saying and/or quote :)

  9. fantasydreamer fantasydreamer
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 10:24am UTC
    That mini-heart attack you get when you almost drop something. :0

  10. fantasydreamer fantasydreamer
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 11:47am UTC
    Personality Quiz
    I'm a huge NERD!
    Girlish
    [x ] I like at least one shade of pink
    [ ] I don't like being messy
    [] My belongings are organized
    [] I don't like rock music
    [x] I like wearing accessories
    [x] Bright colors amaze me
    [] I hate black
    [] I go to the salon once a week
    [] I comb my hair almost all the time
    [] I bring my phone with me everywhere
    Boyish
    [] I like wearing baggy pants
    [x] I play video games
    [] I like Akon
    [x] I like wearing jackets with hoods
    [x] I'm too lazy to do chores
    [] I don't like shopping unless it's for me
    [x] I would go bungee jumping
    [] I like being sweaty
    [] I'm a big fan of marvel heroes
    [] I always wear perfume/cologne
    Nerdy
    [X] I always carry a pen in my purse or pocket
    [] I enjoy studying
    [X ] I wear glasses
    [] I'm a straight-A student
    [ ] I've never skipped any class in my whole life.
    [] I like my shirt tucked in
    [X] One of my favorite subject is science (biology)
    [X] I like reading mystery books
    [X ] My assignments are passed up on
    time (most if the time)
    Emo
    [] I am crazy about the color black
    [] I sit at the corner
    [X] One side of my hair is covering one of my eyes.
    [] I like heavy metal/rock music
    [] I have a lot of problems in my life
    [] I don't talk much
    [] I don't have that many friends
    [] I barely have fun
    [] I barely go out with my Parents or friends
    Childish
    [x] I love to stare at the ceiling for ten minutes
    [ ] I sleep with a stuff toy/pillow.
    [X ] I watch cartoons (when I get the chance)
    [ ] I love to invent words only i understand
    [] I sleep with a night light
    [ ] My parents are the ones who choose my outfit.
    [] I'm scared of roller coasters
    [] I like being with my family relatives
    [] I take bubble baths

  11. fantasydreamer fantasydreamer
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 10:39am UTC
    If I Was A Disney Princess I'd Be Snow White
    Cinderella:
    [X] One of your parents is dead
    [X] You are expected to do a lot of chores
    [] You love to dress up
    [X] You love animals
    [X] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming
    [] Your mom is really strict
    [] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you
    [X] You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes
    [] You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before
    [] You have blonde hair
    TOTAL:4
    Belle:
    [] You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like
    [] You’ve been lost in the forest
    [X] You love to read
    [] You are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind
    [X] One of your family members is a bit weird
    [] You have done volunteer work
    [X] You have a wild imagination
    [X] You love to take care of people in need
    [] You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re pretty (girls)
    [X] You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out (I think...)
    TOTAL:5
    Jasmine:
    [] Your dad is very rich/important
    [X] You are very clever
    [] You’ve been with someone way different from you
    [X] You’re unique and different from everyone else
    [X] You’d never marry someone just because they were rich
    [X] You have set a lot of goals for yourself
    [] You don’t have a lot of friends
    [X] You’re independent
    [] You are wealthy
    []Your parents try to control your life
    TOTAL:5
    Ariel
    [X] Your parents expect a lot from you
    [X] You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you
    []You’re a bit of a trouble maker
    [] You’re the youngest in your family or in the last 2
    [] You have a lot of sisters (3 or more)
    [] You collect something
    [X]You have/had long, hair
    [] You Have/had a pet fish
    [X] You’re extremely curious
    [X] You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible
    TOTAL:5
    Snow White:
    [X] You know that you’re beautiful
    [X] You like taking care of others.
    [X] You have/ had dark brown/ black hair
    [] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you
    [] You’ve almost been killed
    [X] You have at least seven good friends
    [] You’ve had food poisoning
    [X] You have/had short hair
    [X] You get along with almost everyone
    [X] All of your friends are different
    [X] You love to have a good time
    [X] You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in
    TOTAL:9
    Mulan:
    [X] You can be a tomboy sometimes.
    [] People wish you could be a bit more girly
    []You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not
    [] You’ve had a physical fight with someone
    [X] You have/had considered running away from home
    [] Your parents try to plan your life out
    [X] A lot of your friends are boys
    [X] You sometimes find yourself in bad situations
    [X] You love your family so much that you’d do anything to protect them
    TOTAL:5
    Aurora
    [X] You live/have lived with someone other than your parents
    [] You almost died at a very young age
    [X] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful
    [X]You have a decent singing voice
    [X] You like to sleep in late on the weekends
    [] You spend most of your time outside [try to]
    [] You’re adopted
    [] You’re very romantic
    [X] Pink is one of your favorite colors
    TOTAL:5
    Pocahontas
    [X] You love to walk around and explore big cities
    [] You are more spiritual than religious
    [] You’ve been in an interracial relationship
    [X] One of your family members is dead (mom, dad, sister, brother, grandma, grandpa)
    [] Your parents are very protective of you
    [X] Someone you know has been in war
    [X]You love nature
    [] You have/had black hair
    [X] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful
    [] You’re very adventurous
    TOTAL:5
    Repost as "If I were a princess I'd be .." (fill in blank with one you have highest total in)

  12. fantasydreamer fantasydreamer
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 10:36pm UTC
    They hurt her. How could they?
    After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poorgirl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole.
    They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted "She’s down in the sewer!"
    All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom.
    The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girlslied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong.
    Months later, Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled "They Pushed Her" and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure.
    A few days later, one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loudnoise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived, they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains.
    Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off.
    They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe herstory. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whetherit’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off.
    So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead.
    FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
    Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.
    If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower.

  13. fantasydreamer fantasydreamer
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 11:55am UTC
    Me: "What time is it?"
    Friend: "Time to get a watch"
    Me: -_-

  14. fantasydreamer fantasydreamer
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 11:33am UTC
    I just LOVE
    it when I have so many ideas for a quote,
    and I either hate them,
    or my brain goes
    *pppppppbbbbbbbtttttttt*

:)

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