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Defintions

Annoying (adjective) - When your skinny friend complains about being fat.

Gum (noun) - Popularity in the form of a stick

Never mind (phrase) - You were too stupid to understand the first time, so I give up trying to explain it.

Sharing is caring (phrase) - Give me some of your food.

Death penalty (noun) - Killing people that kill people to show that killing people is wrong.

Cookies (noun) - The dough that actually made it into the oven instead of my mouth.

Success (noun) - When you finish an entire tube of chapstick without loosing it first.

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