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bananas555

1. bananas555
   posted a quote
   December 4, 2012 4:16pm UTC
   Grades don't measure intelligence and age doesn't measure maturity.
   
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2. bananas555
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   November 14, 2012 3:29pm UTC
   *Calls Are Cool
   *Texts Are Alright
   ***But Nothing Beats Seeing Someone In Person.
   :/
   
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3. bananas555
   posted a quote
   November 14, 2012 2:57pm UTC
   in Star Wars, if the Republic is good, then does that make Obama a sith?
   so many questions...
   
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4. bananas555
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   October 17, 2012 3:05pm UTC
   Seriously, whose idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp?"
   come on people...
   
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5. bananas555
   posted a quote
   October 16, 2012 2:49pm UTC
   So, this English teacher told her students to write a short story in as few words as possible. it had to include religion, mystery, sexuality and a climax. the only 100 was:
   "Oh God, im pregnant! who did it?
   lol
   
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6. bananas555
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   October 13, 2012 4:31pm UTC
   -Sit down before you hurt yourself
   ....parallel universe.....
   -Stand up and hurt yourself?
   
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7. bananas555
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   October 5, 2012 3:18pm UTC
   when you find out that he
   already has a date
   to the dance:/
   -high shcool drama. mehh
   
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8. bananas555
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   August 29, 2012 10:54am UTC
   9x-7i >3(3x-7u)
   9x- 7i > 9x-21u
   -7i >-21u
   7i < 21u
   i <3 u
   
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9. bananas555
   posted a quote
   August 29, 2012 10:48am UTC
   "If there comes a day when we can't be together, keep me in your heart , I'll stay there forever."
   -Winnie the Pooh has the best quotes EVER.
   
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10. bananas555
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 12:13pm UTC
    “How do you spell 'love'?" - Piglet
    "You don't spell it...you feel it." - Pooh”
    ― A. A Milne
    
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11. bananas555
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    August 28, 2012 12:07pm UTC
    In the dictionary, "sexy" can be defined as salty. "Beautiful" can be defined as excellent, and very pleasurable. Would you rather be salty instead of very pleasurable or excellent? I know I wouldn't. Would you?
    
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12. bananas555
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    August 28, 2012 11:59am UTC
    "If you live to be 100, I hope i live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you."
    -Winnie the Pooh
    
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13. bananas555
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    August 22, 2012 5:16pm UTC
    "Hey dude, you've got 20,000 dollars stuck to your arm."
    -only in the game of life. Mind blown...
    
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14. bananas555
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    August 22, 2012 2:22pm UTC
    "your eyes are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen."
    
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15. bananas555
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    August 22, 2012 2:16pm UTC
    llamacorn= 100% magic
    
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16. bananas555
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    August 22, 2012 1:28pm UTC
    How are you supposed to respond when someone texts back "ya."
    ?
    
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17. bananas555
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    August 22, 2012 1:22pm UTC
    factaboutyou# 780294851
    you were way to lazy to read that number
    
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18. bananas555
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    August 9, 2012 1:20pm UTC
    When lucky charms runs out of marshmellows:[
    
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19. bananas555
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    August 7, 2012 10:49pm UTC
    "i know im talking to myself and not to him."
    
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20. bananas555
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    August 7, 2012 10:27pm UTC
    When you look at him and you both giggle<3
    
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