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Who do you want to be president?

Comment: Romney. 

Like: Obama. 

Comment "goldfish" if you think the world would be better off with a goldfish as president. (;


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Who do you want to be president? Comment: Romney. Like: Obama.

13 faves · 35 comments · Oct 22, 2012 10:07pm

ImThatOneChick

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sparkleyunicorns7 · 1 decade ago
goldfish

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imaginationgirl · 1 decade ago
Caty heron because she pushed Regina George infront of a bus.
Jk goldfish
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gracegreene · 1 decade ago
goldfish.
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NEVERSHOUTNEVER4797 · 1 decade ago
Goldfish.
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animallovers46 · 1 decade ago
I think anybody, or anything would be better:)
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noseogefil · 1 decade ago
I think that America should elect me as president. Why? Because, for one, every single person would get unlimited frozen yogurt. I would go around to homeless people and hand out extra delicious frozen yogurt. Also, I would convert the floor of everyone's home to a trampoline so you could bounce everywhere. I would make peace with Iraq by sending them a dancing marquee of soldiers in sombreros, and they would be so touched that they would agree on a peace treaty at once. As president, I would print out lots of money to be dispensed sparingly by me so that the value of the dollar did not decrease, but we still have more of it as needed. Instead of taxes people would pay me in paper clips. The more paper clips you gave, the more rainbow sprinkles you would get to put on your frozen yogurt. 1 paper clip= 1 sprinkle. Also, homework would be banned. Even better, I would have my elite scientists invent a mind device that inputs all the knowledge needed for a year of school curriculum into your brain so you don't have to go to school. For example, (on each birthday you increase in grade, like 7th to 8th grade) when I turned 13 I would move to seventh grade, and I would go to my local hospital to get all the knowledge needed for 7th grade implanted in my brain. The process would be completely painless. Lastly, as president, I would give everyone a fluffy dog to comfort them in times of need. This is only part of the things I would do as president, but it is a quick summary.

(I should submit this to my social studies teacher!)
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enchantedartic · 1 decade ago
i would totally vote you for president. :D
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AnaCastro196 · 1 decade ago
Romney
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Deziree · 1 decade ago
Goldfishy
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ImThatOneChick · 1 decade ago
*Like* :D
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Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R · 1 decade ago
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ImThatOneChick · 1 decade ago
*Like* :D
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Sonny84 · 1 decade ago
goldfishhh
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JNettles53 · 1 decade ago
Goldfish
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MrsMalik1234 · 1 decade ago
ooo

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Ravenlight · 1 decade ago
Goldfish. Although I don't live in America and I don't really care cause its not my problem and now I am going to end this long and ungrammatical sentence *poof*.
That was a goldfish btw
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konwanatahaa* · 1 decade ago
Obama!!
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Tristen55 · 1 decade ago
you suck!
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ImThatOneChick · 1 decade ago
Right. Lmao. The correct answer was goldfish!
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Tristen55 · 1 decade ago
LOL
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Fastpitcherplayer · 1 decade ago
Romney!
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Gabzers123 · 1 decade ago
Catfish :)
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ImThatOneChick · 1 decade ago
o: Eh, oh well. That's just as good.
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TurquoiseSea · 1 decade ago
goldfish.(or a cat :))
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ImThatOneChick · 1 decade ago
Right!
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_hunterdrew_ · 1 decade ago
pinkfish
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ImThatOneChick · 1 decade ago
:D
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osnapitzdanni* · 1 decade ago
goldfish.
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ImThatOneChick · 1 decade ago
*Like* (:
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Rue21Glam · 1 decade ago
Goldfish
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ImThatOneChick · 1 decade ago
*Like* (:
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