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We have to fill out little charts when we are assigned textbooks at my school.
Some genius who had the book before me wrote:

Issued to: Micheal Jackson
Issued: black
Returned: white
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We have to fill out little charts when we are assigned textbooks

229 faves · 12 comments · Sep 19, 2012 2:49pm

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RingoStar · 1 decade ago
my friend just did that to my text book... lol
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immaninja · 1 decade ago
hahaha oomg there's a book that was in my social studies class last year and there were a bunch of these... there were
Issued Tom Riddle --> returned Voldemort
Miley Cyrus --> Hannah Montana
Elton John: Straight --> Gay
etc. ahahahha. thought they were so funny. The Michael Jackson one was first though d:
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sky* · 1 decade ago
His first name is spelled wrong..
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ilynatty143 · 1 decade ago
haha omg exactly the same at my school. this is in my math book and my social studies book hahahaha
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jordankimberly21 · 1 decade ago
Well at my school, the books say:

Issued to: Tom Riddle
Issued: Human
Returned: Horcrux
yeah, me school is awesome.
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gigi58 · 1 decade ago
Aaawww we have to fill charts too!!! :')
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QueenOfClovers · 1 decade ago
Omfg, this is in my social studies and language textbook in school 'o' so I wrote:

Issued to: Madonna
Issued: Normal
Returned: in a stable mental phacility for human monsters
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littlenattycastronovo · 1 decade ago
this is in practically all the books at my old school... :3
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ShutUpAndLookAtThis · 1 decade ago
Sorry, it's just that I've seen this type of quote a lot on Tumblr. :P
I know you weren't trying to offend anyone, I'm just saying, I (keyword: I) don't find it very funny considering he had a disease, and I'm not saying you find it funny because he had a disease, either.
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fearless12xoxo · 1 decade ago
now thats clever
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2boxenofdonuts · 1 decade ago
i didnt make this up. it really was on the inside of the book. i didn't find the aspect of micheal jackson having a skin disease to be funny, but found it funny that someone would actually write that on a school book. :) im sorry if i insulted anyone
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ShutUpAndLookAtThis · 1 decade ago
I don't THINk this is yours.
But it could've happen.(:
Though I don't find it funny considering he had a disease.
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