I won't even be
able to be a cat woman
Because cats
freakin' hate me.
Dogs are too much effort.
I'd give pigs bacon, making them
cannabols.
Someone on Witty is already going to be the
roosters lady,
I'd kill all the ants,
Elephants are too big,
Ferrets creep me out,
I'll be too broke to have horses
So... I've decided to be
The internet
Lady.
