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Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset
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Doctor: Are you sexually active? Me: Laughs hysterically, makes

87 faves · 3 comments · Aug 5, 2012 10:44am

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aCRYINGsmile · 1 decade ago
1.it is impossible to transform from a human to a potato
2.who has a doctors office by the front door as you didnt mention rolling through the rest of the building.
sincerely smartass.
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Sonny84 · 1 decade ago
omg. why can't I stop laughing???
hahahahaha
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lexaccxoxo · 1 decade ago
I think I peed myself a little when I read this. ♥
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