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SmileyKelsea

1. SmileyKelsea
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   July 31, 2012 3:10pm UTC
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2. SmileyKelsea
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   July 31, 2012 2:40pm UTC
   Talk is cheap.
   But then again,
   so are you. ❤
   
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3. SmileyKelsea
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   July 31, 2012 2:24pm UTC
   He lies,
   She cries.
   He's not sorry,
   But he apologizes.
   She complains,
   He doesn't change.
   But yet,
   She still stays.
   ♥♥♥♥
   Nmf,,
   
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4. SmileyKelsea
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   July 31, 2012 2:15pm UTC
   My boyfriend's name is WIFI.
   And we have a great connection.
   
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5. SmileyKelsea
   posted a quote
   July 31, 2012 2:09pm UTC
   Girl: Hey, what's wrong?
   Me: Everything you'll never understand.
   Sorry I put it under inspirational. There's no vent.
   
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6. SmileyKelsea
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   July 30, 2012 2:04pm UTC
   Plot Twist: You died in your living room.
   
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7. SmileyKelsea
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   July 30, 2012 2:00pm UTC
   Plot twist: Right now, you're a baby. And your entire life has been a dream. o.O
   
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8. SmileyKelsea
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   July 27, 2012 1:10pm UTC
   Here are some things about me: I love One Direction.
   Me: Nutella is pretty good.
   Me: I support gay marriage!
   Me:Everyone is entitled to their own opinions as long as you have a logical statement to back it up with.
   Me:I believe One Direction is a band.
   Me: Don't like it? Deal with it.
   tumblr
   
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9. SmileyKelsea
   posted a quote
   July 12, 2012 4:30pm UTC
   Awkward Moment #142
   When someone says "Hello!" and you reply back without thinking, "Good, thanks!"s
   
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10. SmileyKelsea
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 4:23pm UTC
    Awkward Moment #13
    When you think someone's gonna give you a high five, but they high five the person right behind you
    
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11. SmileyKelsea
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    July 12, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    Awkward Moment #11
    When you go up to someone at the store and call them mom, but it's not your mom..
    
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12. SmileyKelsea
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    Am I the only one that wonders what the song
    'Whistle' by Flo Rida
    Is about?
    Is it really him teaching a girl to whistle or..
    Something else?
    
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13. SmileyKelsea
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 10:36pm UTC
    Never give your
    Secrets to anyone
    Because if you can't keep them to yourself,
    »Don't expect others to..
    
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14. SmileyKelsea
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 8:58pm UTC
    What happens when he's your
    Romeo
    But you're not his
    Juliet?
    
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15. SmileyKelsea
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 8:47pm UTC
    Your body is so sick;
    I THINK I CAUGHT THE FLU.
    ♥
    
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16. SmileyKelsea
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 12:40pm UTC
    Long, but please read..
    There's this girl a year older than me who doesn't like me. At all. I've tried being nice to her but she's just a stuck up little beach. She makes up rumors about me and has her entire grade against me. Basically everyone hates me. Anyways. That girl has a sister. She's a year younger than me. And you know what she said to me?
    "You're not that mean. My sister always tells me you're mean. I've only talked to you a couple times, but I already know my sister's lying."
    This made my day when I heard this. Not because I was told I wasn't mean, but because it proved to me that there are still some good kids out there. One's that don't believe everything they hear. One's that judge people by what they know, not what they don't. One's that are nice and not stuck up. Sorry, but I just had to get that out.
    Thank you for reading if you did.♥
    
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17. SmileyKelsea
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    April 11, 2012 6:46pm UTC
    Awkward Moment #74
    When your mom calls you by your siblings name.
    
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18. SmileyKelsea
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    April 10, 2012 3:54pm UTC
    Awkward Moment #112
    When you think you've been hacked, but you had CAPS LOCK on the whole time.
    
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19. SmileyKelsea
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    April 10, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    Awkward Moment #45
    When a third grader has a better phone than you..
    
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20. SmileyKelsea
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 3:42pm UTC
    Awkward Moment #16
    When Wikipedia copies your homework..es
    
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