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1. catiecate
   posted a quote
   November 17, 2012 1:15pm UTC
   I'm pretty sure Witty is obsessed with potatoes...
   
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2. catiecate
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   October 1, 2012 3:38pm UTC
   Me: Time to get up.
   Greenday: Five more minutes!
   
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3. catiecate
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   August 11, 2012 2:22pm UTC
   All Americans are lazy and obese?
   Tell that to our 530 olympic athletes and 96 medals.
   nmf/mq♥
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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4. catiecate
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   August 2, 2012 11:06pm UTC
   I feel so worthless
   JK B*TCH I'M FABULOUS!
   
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5. catiecate
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   July 29, 2012 9:37pm UTC
   I guess we're not allowed to have opinions on Witty anymore.
   Sure seems like it.
   
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6. catiecate
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   July 16, 2012 9:43am UTC
   Anyone else know that Nagini
   Was the snake that Harry let loose in the zoo?
   
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7. catiecate
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   July 16, 2012 9:20am UTC
   Me: Hey, wanna hang out?
   Friend: Your internet is down, isn't it?
   Me: ... Yes.
   
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8. catiecate
   posted a quote
   July 2, 2012 9:09pm UTC
   My Congratulations ,
   To Anderson Cooper Be proud of yourself. ♥
   Format Credit: Breeze / USMarineCorps2013
   
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9. catiecate
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   June 25, 2012 4:06pm UTC
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10. catiecate
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    June 15, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    hot boy: you're hot
    me: where are the cameras?
    hot boy: what...?
    me: this is a joke, right? did someone put you up to this?
    hot boy: no, really, I like you a lot...
    me: am I going to meet ashton kutcher? am I on prank'd?
    hot boy: ugh, never mind!
    me: that's what I thought
    
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11. catiecate
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    June 15, 2012 11:54am UTC
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12. catiecate
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    June 4, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    You aren't going to ever love me the way I love you , are you?
    
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13. catiecate
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    May 26, 2012 10:03pm UTC
    Dear Ke$ha,
    Who said being a dinosaur was a bad thing?
    Sincerely,
    Rawr
    
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14. catiecate
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    May 26, 2012 10:00pm UTC
    ●
    look on the bright side...
    until it blinds you
    Format by Breeze
    
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15. catiecate
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    April 28, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    Irritating Girl With No Confidence
    GI'm so fat and ugly waaaahh no one will ever love me ever I hate myself :(((((
    24 minutes ago · comment · like
    4 people like this
    Me
    No, c'mon, have some confidence girl!
    20 minutes ago · Like
    Everyone
    You jerk, try to smpathize, not criticize!
    19 minutes ago · 541814651694825 people Like this
    
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16. catiecate
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    Friend: Did you see The Hunger Games?
    Me: Yeah, it was really good! The books were better though, of course.
    Friend: Yeah, I hope they come out with The Hunger Games 2.
    Me: The Hunger Games 2?
    Friend: Yeah....
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me:
    Cop: She just threw herself off this balcony?
    Me: Correct, officer.
    
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17. catiecate
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 8:18pm UTC
    At Home: I am an epic dancer, Dancing With the Stars, here I come!
    School Dances: "Oh, I don't dance."
    
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18. catiecate
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    April 28, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    Do you want to delete your feelings for him?
    Not Availible
    You Wish
    
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19. catiecate
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    April 28, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    Hey.
    Hey :) What's up?
    Gtg bye
    ... Ok then
    
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20. catiecate
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    Dear Family,
    Yes, I am drinking chocolate milk out of champange glass. Problem?
    
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