Me: *walks into the living room and sits on the couch*
Older Brother: *Looks at me* Yes?
Me: Oh don't mind me *quickly snatches remote from his lap*
Older Brother: AYE! *Leans over and grabs it from my hand*
Me: You've been watching t.v. all day and it MY turn!
Older Brother: Go do something else like...doodle or something
Me: No. *Grabs it back and changes channel*
Older Brother: Stop it! *Pushes me against the couch,lays on me,and grabs the remote*
Me: *dark voice* Get.Off.
Older Brother: No.
Me: *Bites his shoulder*
Older brother: OW!
Me: HA! *grabs remote and accidentally flings it across the room*
Older Brother: *stares at me* YOU IDIOT! WHAT IF YOU BROKE IT?!
Me: WELL IT WOULD'NT HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU WOULD OF JUST GIVEN ME THE REMOTE!
Older Brother: YOU NEVER WATCH T.V. WHY NOW?!
  *Dad walks in* Dad: WHAT IS GOING ON BETWEEN YOU TWO?!
  Me: HE WON'T GIVE ME THE REMOTE AND HE'S BEEN WATCHING THE T.V. ALL DAY!
Older Brother: WELL SHE NEVER EVEN WATCHES T.V.!
Me: WELL! -
Dad: ENOUGH ALREADY! NEITHER OF YOU GET THE T.V.! It's time for the news. *grabs remote and flips to the news channel*
Me: *Looks at brother* Wanna go get a smoothie?
Older Brother: Drinks on me.
  Both of us: *Walk out*

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892 faves · 20 comments · Jul 29, 2012 9:09pm

aviva41133 · 1 decade ago
This is why I want a brother
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InvaderZ · 1 decade ago
I'm new on witty and I'm already getting all these faves and comment. Thanks , guys, sooo soo much :3
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jimmy4ever · 1 decade ago
hahahah that is me and my brother completely.
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sweet_littlecupcake · 1 decade ago
Ahaha I love you and your brother (:
I wish I had a brother..
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faithfullyhere · 1 decade ago
This is soooooooo me and my brother.
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InvaderZ · 1 decade ago
Oh .. okay xD Its fine
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LuckyStar · 1 decade ago
Ummm... I meant you know it's what me and my brother do. He he. Sorry if I confused you :)
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InvaderZ · 1 decade ago
@LuckyStar .. Um..exuse me? o.O Huh?
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LuckyStar · 1 decade ago
Do you stalk me or something? *I'm getting Scared* :/
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InvaderZ · 1 decade ago
I told mah brosky what you guys said. He said it was cool how you guys liked him so much. Then he began to brag about how people like him so much. Then i punched his arm.
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