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A man was at work when he decided to call his wife at home
Man: *Calls home when a strange woman answers*
Woman: Hello? This is the maid
Man: Is my wife there? Wait.. Maid? We don't have a maid?
Woman: Your wife hired me earlier today
Man: Oh ok, well, is she there? Tell her that her husband is asking
Woman: She's upstairs in bed with who I figured was her husband
Man: What the f*ck?! That b*tch!! Do you want to earn $50,000?
Woman: What do I have to do?
Man: Take the gun from my desk and shoot both of them.
Woman: *Puts down the phone, followed by footsteps and gunshots*
Woman: Ok, done, what do I do with the bodies?
Man: Throw them in the pool!
Woman: ..You don't have a pool
Man:
Woman:
Man:
Woman:
Man: This isn't 567-5609, is it?

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