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  1. yonkers yonkers
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    December 13, 2012 9:27am UTC
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  2. yonkers yonkers
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    December 13, 2012 9:19am UTC
    *cringes at all the shiitty, unfunny, lame quotes that now make up about 98% of the quotes on witty*

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    September 8, 2012 9:16am UTC
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    August 29, 2012 3:04am UTC
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    August 6, 2012 12:43am UTC
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    August 4, 2012 12:20am UTC
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  7. yonkers yonkers
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    August 3, 2012 1:09pm UTC
    'That awkward moment when you panic wondering why the traffic on the Witty Profiles servers suddenly nosedives and you realize it's because some boy band is on TV.'
    - Steve

  8. yonkers yonkers
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    July 28, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    'But religion gives people the relief of going somewhere after you die.'
    No. It gives people false hope. Everyone dies, there's nothing after, accept it.
    'But religion gives great morals to live by.'
    No. Those should be the morals of every decent human being. You don't need religion to be a nice person.
    'Think of how much religion has helped improve the world!'
    No. Religion was the reason for the dark ages, so technically, without religion we should be 1000 years more advanced than we are now. Think of all the amazing things we could've accomplished.
    'Think of all the people religion has helped!'
    Think of all the people religion has killed. Think of all the rapes, murders, wars, hate crimes, all because of religion. The bads outweigh the goods.
    'We wouldn't have marriage without religion.'
    False. Marriage was originally made without religion, but then it was taken over by the church around the 8th century.
    'God is a God of love!'
    "If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable.They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads." Leviticus 20:13 NIV. Sounds incredibly loving.
    'Atheism: the theory that nothing happened and then nothing continued to happen.'
    Atheism: the theory that we should prove things through science, and not sit around saying 'God did it'.

  9. yonkers yonkers
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    'To anyone who thinks Louis or Harry is gay:
    please understand it is not a joke anymore. I used to think it was funny, I still do, except when people take it too far and hurt Eleanor and Louis. It may be funny to you and your online friends, but you don't understand how much it hurts Louis. Have you ever been bullied? Well it's some-what like being bullied, except by people who support you. I have watched Eleanor cry over it and it's heart breaking. You are hurting our families as well, I bet Anne is upset too. I have known Louis a lot longer than any of you and I'm damn sure I have more knowledge on his sexuality. He is my brother! This whole joke is serious now, it's not even a joke anymore. You are hurting people and that is just too far. Please stop for the sake of everyone.'
    -Louis Tomlinson's sister
    glad that i'm not the only one sick of you 'directioners' calling them gay.

  10. yonkers yonkers
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    July 14, 2012 6:28am UTC
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  11. yonkers yonkers
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    July 8, 2012 2:55pm UTC
    you're a white teenage girl
    don't call people 'ni gga'

  12. yonkers yonkers
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    July 8, 2012 2:48pm UTC
    suggestions when you type 'valerie' into youtube:
    valerie amy winehouse
    valerie glee
    valerie louis tomlinson
    valerie bruno mars
    valerie lyrics
    valerie one direction
    IT IS BY THE MOTHERFU CKING ZUTONS

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    July 7, 2012 3:35pm UTC
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  14. yonkers yonkers
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    July 5, 2012 12:40pm UTC
    Lucid Dreaming
    What is it?
    A lucid dream is a dream in which you're aware that you're awake. This means you're
    aware that nothing can hurt you. You can control yourself, and if you practice a lot,
    you can even control the dream and the things in it.
    How do you do it?
    There are a couple of methods of doing it, most people I know normally just lay completely
    still with their arms by their sides and their eyes closed. You must lay completely still. Your
    brain will start sending signals to your body like itches or wanting to move/open your eyes
    but you have to ignore all of these impulses! It's hard but totally worth it. Make sure you're
    in the right mindset while lying there (e.g. thinking about what you want to dream about
    and focusing completely on lucid dreaming). After about 20-30 minutes, you'll feel weight
    on your chest, but don't worry, it's not scary. This means you're finally in sleep paralysis!
    Open your eyes and you'll start to hallucinate, then close them again and you'll start to
    dream instantly.
    My experience
    I normally use the Wake Back To Sleep method (Google it) but some people find that
    annoying and it ruins your sleeping pattern. In some of my dreams I've met the care
    bears, been given a million dollars, visited Paris, and I've only had one bad experience
    but since you're aware your dreaming, it doesn't really matter. I try to lucid dream about
    once or twice a week, it's truly an awesome experience. So yeah I just wanted to share
    this with you guys so you could try it. If you have and questions, ask me! (:

  15. yonkers yonkers
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    July 5, 2012 11:40am UTC
    niall called a bunch of fans following him 'a shower of cu nts'
    go niall
    see one direction are so caring aw

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    July 2, 2012 3:09pm UTC
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  17. yonkers yonkers
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 2:31pm UTC
    Rebecca Black Fact #4
    During the cyber bullying Rebecca faced from her video,
    her mother wanted to take it off YouTube. Rebecca said,
    'I'm not going to give them the satisfaction of taking it down'.
    *Feel free to join me posting Rebecca facts
    *Not all fact might not be 100% true but it
    shouldn't bother you guys x0x0

  18. yonkers yonkers
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    June 30, 2012 1:39pm UTC
    Directionators: No one makes music as good as One Direction
    Directioners: Wait but Ed Sheeran
    Directioners: Wait but Olly Murs
    Directioners + anyone with a brain: Wait but One Direction's music
    isn't that great I just love their pen ises
    -Posted by a directioner on tumblr

  19. yonkers yonkers
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    June 29, 2012 3:36pm UTC
    This is relevant to nothing but when I was 11 I was really angry at my dad so I took his car keys and drove his car to the end of the road and ended up crashing into the street sign

  20. yonkers yonkers
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    Directioners,
    From now on I think you should post
    a link at the bottom of your quotes to
    the interview, tweet, or at least some
    proof that they said that so we know
    you're not making up bullshi t.

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