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carrots

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Member Since: 8 Apr 2012 08:28am

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carrots
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May 24, 2012 3:21pm UTC
harry styles in a courtroom
judge: so, mr styles, is it true you physically harassed a paparazzi by
'punching' the said individual?
harry: well... um...
harry: basically...
harry: *shakes hair*
judge: yes, continue
harry: well..
harry: um, so basically..
harry: ..........we just didn't get along very well............
paparazzi: ......
judge: ......
courtroom/audience: ......
earth: ......
the universe: ......
harry: ............................i work in a bakery
nmq/f

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May 16, 2012 9:37am UTC
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April 13, 2012 1:14pm UTC
Those days where you straight up hate everyone.

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