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Woman: If you call me fat one more time, you'll be out on the streets!
Man: But honey, think of our son!
Woman: Son..?
Man: Yeah, aren't you pregnant?
Woman: GET OUT
Man:
Man:
Man:
Man: Totally worth it

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Woman: If you call me fat one more time, you'll be out on

86 faves · 1 comments · Jul 14, 2012 9:46pm

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vaginiall

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theglassbutterfly · 1 decade ago
I was the b.itch who made it 70:)
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Woman: If you call me fat one more time, you'll be out on

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