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Other guys flirting: Hey girl, damn aren't you gorgeous! I want to slap that thing you got goin on there. Damn you are hot!
Me: What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed! HAHAHAHAHAHA! No? Not funny? Okay.
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Other guys flirting: Hey girl, damn aren't you gorgeous!

35 faves · 3 comments · Jul 6, 2012 12:32am

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lexi1020 · 1 decade ago
I don't think other guys would get very far with most girls with that kind of flirting...
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xsoftballgirlx · 1 decade ago
i'd prefer the toilet joke over some douche bag line anyday xD
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Melrose* · 1 decade ago
If a guy tried to flirt with me like that, he probably wouldn't be able to reproduce anymore
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