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1. msniallhoran13
   posted a quote
   August 28, 2012 7:13pm UTC
   >>>>>>>>>>
   what do you call a fake noodle?
   an impasta
   <<<<<<<<<<<
   nmf/nmq
   
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2. msniallhoran13
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   August 26, 2012 11:02pm UTC
   When i was a kid,
   Blackberry & Apple were just fruits.
   nmf/nmq
   
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3. msniallhoran13
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   August 25, 2012 4:41am UTC
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4. msniallhoran13
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   August 23, 2012 10:30pm UTC
   Your 16,
   You should be learning how to drive a car, NOT a stroller.
   
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5. msniallhoran13
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   August 22, 2012 6:16pm UTC
   Math questions are so stupid.
   They're all like 'If i have like 30 candy bars and i eat 29, what do i have?' I don't know. Diabetes maybe?
   nmf/nmq
   
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6. msniallhoran13
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   August 17, 2012 10:37pm UTC
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7. msniallhoran13
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   August 13, 2012 11:22pm UTC
   Emotionally: Im done.
   Mentally: Im drained.
   Spiritually: Im dead.
   Physically: Im smiling.
   nmf/nmq
   
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8. msniallhoran13
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   August 8, 2012 9:00pm UTC
   Your asss must get jealous of all the sh*t that comes out of your mouth.
   nmf/nmq
   
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9. msniallhoran13
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   August 6, 2012 5:46pm UTC
   Girl- Im so proud of my boyfriend
   Friend- Why?
   Girl- Cause their was this time, he was so drunk and he didn't recognize me..
   Friend- What to be proud of that?
   Girl- Cause i was trying to remove his shirt and change it, he stopped me and said, " No, Stop! I have a girlfriend!
   nmq/nmf
   
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10. msniallhoran13
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 3:42pm UTC
    When I grow up,
    I want a boy first
    then a daughter.
    So my son can beat up
    any boy that makes
    my little girl cry.
    nmq
    
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11. msniallhoran13
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    July 30, 2012 2:55am UTC
    - "Are you happy?"
    "I honestly couldn't even tell you what happiness feels like anymore.
    
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12. msniallhoran13
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    July 25, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    i wish i was the kind of girl who could get hundred of likes on her Facebook photos.
    i wish i was the kind of girl who got comments like 'Stunning!' 'Beautiful' or 'Gorgeous' on her photos.
    I wish i was the kind of girl who can wear a bikini and be proud of my body
    I wish i was the kind of girl that guys stare at, the people look at and say 'Damn, she's Beautiful!'
    I wish i was the kind of girl other girls want to be.
    I wish i was the kind of girl who doesn't need any make-up to feel beautiful.
    I wish i was the kind of girl who can wake up in the morning, take a photo, and still look gorgeous.
    I wish i was the kind of girl that could look good in anything, And know it.
    I wish i was the kind of girl that people could call beautiful.
    They will tell you to be yourself, But its to hard when you don't even love yourself.
    They will tell you to be happy with yourself, But how can you, When everyone else around you is SO much better?
    
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13. msniallhoran13
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    July 24, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    Me+Laptop+Bed
    =Perfect Relationship
    
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14. msniallhoran13
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    July 24, 2012 12:11pm UTC
    No, it doesn't work that way.
    I can't wake up one day, and say "Oh i wanna be happy" and be happy.Believe me, i have tried. ♥
    
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15. msniallhoran13
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    July 18, 2012 5:57pm UTC
    him: who do you like?
    her: no one.
    him: OH, who do you like?
    her: No one!!
    him:who do yo like?
    her:how times are you going to be asking me that?
    him: as many times as it takes for you to say my name.
    nmq/nmf
    
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16. msniallhoran13
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    July 18, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    Oh im sorry,
    I forgot i only exist when you need something.
    
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17. msniallhoran13
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    July 18, 2012 1:59pm UTC
    DFTBA
    Don't Forget To Be Awesome.
    
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18. msniallhoran13
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    July 17, 2012 5:51pm UTC
    All it takes is 1 song,
    to bring back 1000 memories.
    
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19. msniallhoran13
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    July 8, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    'Be Strong'
    Easy to say, Hard to do.
    
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20. msniallhoran13
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    July 8, 2012 1:29am UTC
    Have you ever had those times where you cried and you dont know why?
    (nmf/nmq)
    
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