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samicrab
posted a quote
January 16, 2013 9:27am UTC

BLACK VEIL BRIDES FANS SHOULD TAKE OVER WITTY WHO'S WITH ME? Sign Below and copy and make into another quote we can do this with the power of the BLACK VEIL BRIDES ARMY!!
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samicrab
posted a quote
December 13, 2012 7:58am UTC

british accent: Justin Biebah
american: Justin Biebur
australian: Jastin beybah
You've Just Tried Out All Of Those Accents, Didn't You?

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samicrab
posted a quote
December 11, 2012 7:13am UTC

ok, i need wittian's help here..... i have recently got into the black veil brides and i need you guys/girls to reccomend some awesome songs :-) thanks

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samicrab
posted a quote
October 16, 2012 1:31pm UTC

.........next time you're thinking
of beautiful things......
............ just remember to.......
...............................................count yourself in..............
.................................... because you truely are.......................
.................................special to everyone......................

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samicrab
posted a quote
October 16, 2012 1:05pm UTC

me: you need a punch in the face dude
him: with a chair?
me:no you idiot, with my cat what do you think?
people these days.

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samicrab
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 2:37pm UTC

When Life Gives You A Bad Romance, Show Your Poker Face,
Buy A New Telephone, Call Alejandro, & Just Dance....
Lady
Gaga

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samicrab
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 2:24pm UTC

letters end with X,Y,Z.
numbers end with INFINITY.
music ends with good lyrics you see.
but love ends with you - me

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samicrab
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 2:20pm UTC

If 'plan Å' didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters!!
_______________________________________________
***********************************************
$TÅY ÇÕØL
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samicrab
posted a quote
October 12, 2012 5:34am UTC

me: OMG that guy looks like mario!!
friend: isn't mario an italian plumber?
me: *face palm* yes, Mario and Luigi are italian plumbers how did you not know that?!?!
friend: oh! is that why there's loads of little green pipes on the game?!
me:................. -_-
actually happened...

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samicrab
posted a quote
October 10, 2012 2:08pm UTC

you say you love rain, but you use an umbrella to walk under it. you say you love the sun, but you seek shade when it is shining. you say you love wind, but when it comes close to your window. so that's why i'm scared when you say you love me...
X---- Bob Marley ----X

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samicrab
posted a quote
October 10, 2012 2:01pm UTC

Rachel: "Monica, we need more candy."
Monica: "what? there's only been like, four kids?"
Rachel: "yeah i know, but one of them just said she loves me so i just gave her everything."
Pheobie: "no wonder you're pregnant!"
x x x x x x loved that show x x x x x x x

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samicrab
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 2:47pm UTC

your smile puts the city lights to shame. oh no, call the police that boy stole my heart. let's flip a coin, heads you're mine, tails i'm yours. i knew the first time we met, you'd be kinda hard to forget.

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samicrab
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 11:37am UTC

hardest job EVER: working in a bubble wrap factory. imagine the self control needed.....

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samicrab
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 6:02am UTC

in the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away...

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samicrab
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 5:58am UTC

people say you can't live without love....
....i think oxygen is more important

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samicrab
posted a quote
October 4, 2012 2:11pm UTC

you're 90% of the reason i get up in the morning,
the other 10% is because i have to pee.
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samicrab
posted a quote
October 4, 2012 2:06pm UTC

i love this crazy,tragic,sometimes almost magic,awful, beautiful life

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samicrab
posted a quote
October 4, 2012 2:03pm UTC

best friend xxxxxx
you fight, i fight.
you hurt, i hurt.
you cry, i cry.
you jump off a bridge, and i'll get a paddleboat and save your retarded butt xxxxxx

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samicrab
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 3:37pm UTC

i remember the way we broke up like it was only yesterday..... truthfully it was in may..... and it haunts me knowing that i screwed up my ONE CHANCE for happiness

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samicrab
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 3:25pm UTC

i wish i wasn't born
i wish i wasn't a girl
i hoped i would become a better person
i wish i never loved you
i wish i never cared about you
i hoped i wouldn't love you once
i wish we never met each other
i wish i never gained a heart loving you, just to have it smashed the moment we broke up.
but most of all, i wish i could build a time machine, just to tell myself the pain i'm going through right now just thinking of you.

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