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girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
boy: I know.
girl: I love you!
boy: I love you more!
*after heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room*
girl: Where is he?
dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
girl: *starts crying*
dad: Just kidding he went to the bathroom.



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2259 faves · 66 comments · May 6, 2012 10:07am

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xXLoveZoeXx · 1 decade ago
Lol I saw this in facebook
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QuotesAreMyLife7 · 1 decade ago
jocked
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Cailin Dorothy* · 1 decade ago
jocked
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bridgetbridget1818 · 1 decade ago
super funnyXD put really sad to i am soo confused

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79callmemaybe · 1 decade ago
this is terrible but it's so funny hahah
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NerdChick0108 · 1 decade ago
Haha. I laughed so hard x]
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Nat5553 · 1 decade ago
hahaha :)

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wittysoccer_19 · 1 decade ago
Lmfao!!!
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irishsgirl · 1 decade ago
LOLOL.
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Spencer Grace✨* · 1 decade ago
lmfao xD
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kaylababy5584 · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAH OMG DIED LAUGHING XD
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ForeverBFF · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA.! I died with laughter!:D
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dancingismylife213 · 1 decade ago
funny, but you should write nmq not to be annoying lol
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hisblueeyes · 1 decade ago
oh and by the way, I copied this quote straight off tumblr lol i have no idea what any of you are talking about :)
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hisblueeyes · 1 decade ago
omg thank you soooo much for the faves you guys! never would've imagined it!
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pieluver · 1 decade ago
that is sooo mean
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GreenEyesBlackEyeliner · 1 decade ago
made my day!
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lillan122 · 1 decade ago
OMG! tht happen to me! Hey look you got 1500 faves!
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hanzoo346 · 1 decade ago
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH
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vranishhx3387 · 1 decade ago
I would hate if my dad did that to me. I would be like wtf?! haha..
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