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Member Since: 9 Apr 2012 09:47am

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Location: Bedford, MA

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itsmeeyay
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September 12, 2012 2:06pm UTC

Somebody told me that you have a boyfriend that looks like a girlfriend that i had in februry of last year!!

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itsmeeyay
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September 11, 2012 1:56pm UTC

Nomatophobia- fear of names

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itsmeeyay
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September 11, 2012 1:45pm UTC

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Phobias
Consecotaleophobia
Fear of chopsticks
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100% true

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itsmeeyay
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September 11, 2012 1:42pm UTC

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Phobias
Aphenophosmphobia
Fear of being touched
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itsmeeyay
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August 8, 2012 3:24am UTC

HOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOUR INSANE!!!
Follow them around the house everywhere
say moo whenever they call your name
Say wearing clothes is against your religion
Run into walls
take their hAnd and whisper I hear the voices
At everything they say yell liar
Stand over them at 4 in the morning with a huge grin on your face
Try to swim in the floor
nmq
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itsmeeyay
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August 1, 2012 3:38pm UTC

Brother:(comes out of toilet) That awkward moment when you realise the man next to you is peeing into the sink
me:
Brother:
Me:
Brother:
Me:wtf! Ha ha ha

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itsmeeyay
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June 4, 2012 10:42am UTC

Valentines Day Notes 2#:
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
God made little boys handsome
So what happened to you?

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itsmeeyay
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June 4, 2012 10:38am UTC

Valentines Day notes 1#:
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
A face like yours
Belongs in the zoo

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itsmeeyay
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June 2, 2012 7:49am UTC

If you like pina colada's
and getting caught in the rain
If your not into yoga
if you have half a brain
If u like making love at midnight
In the dunes of a cape
Then your the love that i've looked for
Write to me and Escape
-Escape-
-Rupert Holmes-

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itsmeeyay
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 7:37am UTC

Don't torture yourself with the hyperthetical!
-Peter Bishop-
-Fringe-

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itsmeeyay
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 3:56pm UTC

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PHOBIAS:
Anuptaphobia- Fear of staying single.
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p.s i have started a series

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itsmeeyay
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 3:53pm UTC

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PHOBIAS:
Anablephobia- Fear of looking up
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itsmeeyay
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May 30, 2012 4:27am UTC

Just got 2 quotes in the fourth page of top this hour