JaymieishSpears

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Member Since: 2 Feb 2012 06:52pm

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Well, hey there! I'm Jaymie. I live in the US. I'm not really that normal. Andd, more like an awkward turtle. I love music and a lot of stuff that has to do with the arts. I'm also in colorguard! LET'S GO CATS! :D

JaymieishSpears
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 7:32pm UTC

When you
fall for
someone's
personality
everything
about them
becomes
beautiful.

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JaymieishSpears
posted a quote
May 6, 2012 12:38am UTC

That awkward moment when
you slip on your own banana in Mario Kart.

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JaymieishSpears
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 4:48pm UTC

Steps to avoid a sea bear
1) Dont ever eat cubed cheese
2) Never wear a sombrero
3) Never Ever screech like a chimpanzee
4) Don't wear a pink frilly dress
5) Don't wave flashlights around and around

Now you are protected from gettting attacted from a sea bear. If a sea bear in fact does come, make sure you draw a circle around yourself and dont make any fast movements

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JaymieishSpears
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 10:13pm UTC

j a y c i e c u t i e 0 1 's format
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
-Eleanor Roosevelt

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JaymieishSpears
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 9:52pm UTC

Be the change you want to see in the world.

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JaymieishSpears
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April 12, 2012 5:52pm UTC

SKINNY JEANS ARE LIKE CALORIES ;
EASY TO PUT ON, IMPOSSIBLE TO TAKE OFF.

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JaymieishSpears
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 1:02pm UTC

Adele: I set fire to the rain
Spongebob; B*tch please, I made a campfire underwater.

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JaymieishSpears
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 7:00pm UTC

You are so freakin' amazing.

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JaymieishSpears
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 2:06pm UTC

So my friends and I were trying to make a pyramid.
Me: Can you try getting on top this time?
My Friend: That's what she said.

format by jimmy365

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JaymieishSpears
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 4:39pm UTC

WARNING: Remove baby from stroller before folding.
Thank God! I never would have known!

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JaymieishSpears
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 2:24pm UTC

Tonight,
We are young,
So let's set the world on fire,
We can burn brighter
Than the sun...

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JaymieishSpears
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 6:54pm UTC

Today in school,
I was just sitting there wondering;
Do you like me too?

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JaymieishSpears
posted a quote
February 12, 2012 6:54pm UTC

Twinkle, twinkle little w h o r e,
close your legs, they're not a d o o r.

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JaymieishSpears
posted a quote
February 11, 2012 10:17pm UTC

Some people need to be high fived...
In the face...
With a chair...
Made of chainsaws...
That's on fire...
With Black widows on it
That eat people
While they are being stabbed with a knife...
(Keep it going! Add more!)

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JaymieishSpears
posted a quote
February 11, 2012 9:11pm UTC

Holding your cat up in the air during "Circle of Life."

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JaymieishSpears
posted a quote
February 11, 2012 7:47pm UTC

Lion Kingg.<33

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JaymieishSpears
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 11:19pm UTC

I wish that I could just tell you that I like you, but I fear rejection.

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JaymieishSpears
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 11:14pm UTC

Listening to 80s music on Pandora like a boss. :3