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Jemma96

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Member Since: 26 Aug 2010 08:33am

Last Seen: 11 Jul 2013 04:07am

Location: Hell

Gender: F

user id: 122506

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  1. Jemma96 Jemma96
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 3:45am UTC
    HOW TO ESCAPE AFTER BEING BUIRIED ALIVE IN A COFFIN
    It could happen to anyone. People bury a person alive to scare them or to get rid of them. In this situation, rely only on yourself.
    1. Do not waste oxygen. In a classic coffin there’s only enough oxygen for about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled - do not swallow, or you will start to hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or matches, they will waste oxygen. Using a flashlight is allowed. Screaming increases anxiety, which causes increased heartbeat and therefore - waste of oxygen. So don’t scream.
    2. Shake up the lid with your hands. In some cheap low-quality coffins you will be able to even make a hole (with an engagement ring or a belt buckle.
    3. Cross your arms over your chest, holding onto your shoulders with your hands, and pull the shirt off upward. Tie it in a knot above your head, like so:
    4. This will prevent you from suffocating when the dirt falls on your face.
    5. Kick the lid with your legs. In some cheap coffins the lid is broken or damaged already after being buried, due to the weight of the ground above it.
    6. As soon as the lid breaks, throw and move the dirt that falls through in the direction of your feet. When it takes up a lot of space, try pressing the ground to the sides of the coffin with your legs and feet. Move around a bit.
    7. Whatever you do - your main goal is to sit up: dirt will fill up the empty space and move to your advantage, so no matter what - do not stop and try breathing steadily and calmly.
    8. Get up. Remember: the dirt in the grave is very loose, so battling your way up will be easier than it seems. It’s the other way around during a rainy weather however, since water makes dirt heavy and sticky.
    Tumblr has a survival guide for everything.

  2. Jemma96 Jemma96
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 3:40am UTC

    NO MUSIC, NO LIFE

  3. Jemma96 Jemma96
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 3:20am UTC
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    IM SCARED TO GET CLOSE AND I HATE BEING ALONE
    I LONG FOR THAT FEELING TO NOT FEEL AT ALL
    THE HIGHER I GET THE LOWER I SINK
    I CAN’T DROWN MY DEMONS
    THEY KNOW HOW TO SWIM
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

  4. Jemma96 Jemma96
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 3:02am UTC
    8. What is your biggest wish?
    A: To be somebody's first choice

  5. Jemma96 Jemma96
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 5:25am UTC
    What's so good about picking up the pieces?

  6. Jemma96 Jemma96
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 5:23am UTC
    And now I sing, for everything that I've lost.
    And now I scream, for everything that I've loved.

  7. Jemma96 Jemma96
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 2:01pm UTC
    Meet my dedication, inspiration.

    Of Mice & Men - O.G.Loko

  8. Jemma96 Jemma96
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 1:58pm UTC
    I never said I'd be coming back for you.
    Of Mice & Men - The Storm

  9. Jemma96 Jemma96
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 1:05pm UTC
    How the hell did you ever pick me honestly?

  10. Jemma96 Jemma96
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 10:26am UTC
    Me: Did you just call me lazy?
    My Friend: Um, yeah..
    Me: That's not true! Now run into my fist so I don't have to punch you.

  11. Jemma96 Jemma96
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 1:02pm UTC
    How can you run
    away from things
    that are in your
    head?

  12. Jemma96 Jemma96
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 12:48pm UTC
    THE CALM
    (before)
    THE STORM
    (causes)
    THE FLOOD
    (becomes)
    THE DEPTHS
    Of Mice & Men

  13. Jemma96 Jemma96
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 12:01pm UTC
    THIS IS WHO WE ARE
    THESE ARE THE ROADS
    WE PAVED
    THE STRENGTH
    WE FOUND
    AND THE MISTAKES
    WE MADE
    ALONG THE WAY
    Memphis May Fire - Without Walls

  14. Jemma96 Jemma96
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 10:52am UTC
    All these things I hate revolve around me.
    Bullet For My Valentine

  15. Jemma96 Jemma96
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 5:25am UTC
    Mum: Here's your washing.
    Me: Master has presented Dobby with clothes!
    Mum: ...

  16. Jemma96 Jemma96
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 5:20am UTC
    I WISH I COULD HANG GIFS UP
    IN MY ROOM LIKE POSTERS.
    stupid muggle world.

  17. Jemma96 Jemma96
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 4:16pm UTC
    FALL
    DEEPER
    AND
    DEEPER
    THE
    SIRENS
    ARE
    SINGING
    YOUR
    SONG
    Sleeping With Sirens - Don't Fall Asleep At The Helm

  18. Jemma96 Jemma96
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    Me? Sarcastic? Never.

  19. Jemma96 Jemma96
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE EVERYTHING THEY EXPECT ME TO BE
    WHEN I FEEL SO ALONE
    CAUSE I LEFT MY HEART AT HOME, SHE NEEDS ME BUT I KNOW THAT THEY NEED ME TOO.
    So God give me the strength to do what you created me to do.
    Memphis May Fire - Miles Away

  20. Jemma96 Jemma96
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 12:07pm UTC
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