Witty Profiles
Getting A Haircut With
One
Direction:
Harry: DON'T TOUCH
MY HAIR. STAY AWAY B*TCHES. AWAY.
Liam: Harry, it's okay. They're just giving you a
trim!
Louis: Back off b*tches, I'm the only one aloud to touch the
hair.
Niall: I'm hungry. Where's the food?
Zayn: I don't need a haircut. I'm perfect.
Paul: For god's sake, Harry. Just let the woman trim your
hair. It's fine. She won't hurt it- NIALL! You can't
eat hair gel!
Liam: Harry, it's okay...
Louis: ...That wasn't hair gel.
Zayn: You hear me? Perfect. I am perfect. Don't touch my
hair. Perfect.
Harry: OH. MY. GOD. DID YOU NOT HEAR ME?! ARE YOU BLIND?! I SAID
LEAVE THE HAIR ALONE! Niall: Maybe if you were louder Harry, they
would see you.
Liam: Niall, we've been over this. Being louder means someone
will hear you, not see you.
Paul: HARRY! PUT THE SCISSORS DOWN!
Zayn: I AM PERFECT!
Niall: I'm still hungry.
Paul: We're leaving before they can sue us.
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593 faves · 40 comments · Apr 16, 2012 7:26pm
sidnaaay14
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1 decade ago
why is this so bad that this is getting reported?!
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lolno
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1 decade ago
And there goes another reported quote.
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Sonny84
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1 decade ago
If this was about One Direction, I am seriously going to hunt down and murder whoever reported this.
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confession_forever
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1 decade ago
what did it say?
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9pudtz9
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1 decade ago
how do we see what this is.
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Smiley_101
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1 decade ago
WHAT DID IT SAYYYYYYYYY????
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CaptainJackSparrow
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1 decade ago
I'm glad we get less of 1D quotes, but people seriously how can you not know who Paul is?
like.
go make a tumblr account and get some decent education on all fandoms.
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SiriuslyStunned
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1 decade ago
For the people who don't know what pending moderation is it means, that this quote was reported.
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Luvlife2468
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1 decade ago
What's with people reporting so much? It's annoying, unless there is actually a good reason.. What did it say?
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ArnoraBerisha555
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1 decade ago
I have no idea what this means either.....
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OverRatedGirl
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1 decade ago
Don't tell me it's the One Direction Hairdresser one.. i loved that oneā„ =( People are abusing the report button
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ilovepeoplethatfollowtheirheart
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1 decade ago
What did it say?
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KaraDara
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1 decade ago
Anyone know what it said?:/
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gbieber
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1 decade ago
i dnt get it what does pending moderation mea?
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XxAoifeXx
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1 decade ago
Made. My. Day :D x
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LovesOneDirection15
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1 decade ago
Soo funny and probably would happen! haha but who's paul?
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LOTR247
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1 decade ago
Who the hell is Paul??????? And Where's Liam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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heitsmee123
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1 decade ago
hahaha i love the part where niall says "maybe if you were louder harry, they would see you" omg i love this!
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Xoxoshannonxoxo
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1 decade ago
Bahahahahha!!! But zayn doesn't think hea perfect..
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MaeMae103 · 1 decade ago
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EVERYONE THIS WAS THE QUOTE:
Harry: DON'T TOUCH MY HAIR. STAY AWAY . AWAY.
Liam: Harry, it's okay. They're just giving you a trim!
Louis: Back off , I'm the only one aloud to touch the hair.
Niall: I'm hungry. Where's the food?
Zayn: I don't need a haircut. I'm perfect.
Paul: For god's sake, Harry. Just let the woman trim your hair. It's fine. She won't hurt it- NIALL! You can't eat hair gel!
Liam: Harry, it's okay...
Louis: ...That wasn't hair gel.
Zayn: You hear me? Perfect. I am perfect. Don't touch my hair. Perfect.
Harry: OH. MY. GOD. DID YOU NOT HEAR ME?! ARE YOU BLIND?! I SAID LEAVE THE HAIR ALONE!
Niall: Maybe if you were louder Harry, they would see you.
Liam: Niall, we've been over this. Being louder means someone will hear you, not see you.
Paul: HARRY! PUT THE SCISSORS DOWN!
Zayn: I AM PERFECT!
Niall: I'm still hungry.
Paul: We're leaving before they can sue us.