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lilalixoxo

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Member Since: 23 Oct 2011 02:40pm

Last Seen: 18 Sep 2012 04:54pm

user id: 230323

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  1. lilalixoxo lilalixoxo
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 12:22pm EST
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  2. lilalixoxo lilalixoxo
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    January 13, 2012 6:03pm EST

  3. lilalixoxo lilalixoxo
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    January 8, 2012 12:40pm EST
    ∞ & beyond ♥

  4. lilalixoxo lilalixoxo
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 8:40pm EST
    Are you okay?
    No, but I can pretend to be.

  5. lilalixoxo lilalixoxo
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 5:18pm EST
    Why am I so scared to lose you
    when you're not even mine?

  6. lilalixoxo lilalixoxo
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 3:28pm EST
    That awkward
    moment when
    you eat chips laying down and you don't
    know what to do with the crumbs

  7. lilalixoxo lilalixoxo
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 3:08pm EST
    I hate how you can't talk
    right before you break down and c r y </3

  8. lilalixoxo lilalixoxo
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 10:39am EST
    THAT SAD MOMENT
    WHEN THE GUY YOU LIKE, LIKES SOMEONE ELSE AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.

  9. lilalixoxo lilalixoxo
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    November 23, 2011 9:13pm EST
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  10. lilalixoxo lilalixoxo
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 4:18pm EST
    THANKSGIVING= Food. Food. Food. Food. Food.

  11. lilalixoxo lilalixoxo
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 3:40pm EST
    I just wana break down and
    cry

  12. lilalixoxo lilalixoxo
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 4:15pm EST
    I have screwed up 90% of my teenage life.
    [] Kissed someone before dating
    [x] Gotten a phone taken away at school
    [X] Gotten caught chewing gum
    [x] Gotten caught cheating on a test
    Total so far: 3
    [x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
    [X] Didn't do homework over 5 times
    [x] Turned at least 2 projects in late
    [x] Missed school just because you felt like it
    [x]Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
    Total so far: 8
    [x] Got your mom, dad, SISTER etc to get you out of school
    [x] Text people during class
    [x] Passed notes
    [x] Threw stuff across the room
    [x] Laughed at the teacher
    Total so far: 13
    [x] Took pictures during school hours
    [x] Called someone during school hours
    [x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
    Total so far: 16
    [] Threw something at the teacher
    [x] Went outside the classroom without permission
    [x] Broke the dress code
    [] Failed a class
    [x] Ate food during class
    Total so far: 19
    [x] Been called the worst student
    [x] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
    [x] Didn't take your stuff to school
    [x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
    Total so far: 24
    [x] Faked your parents signature
    [x] Slept in class
    [x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
    [x] Copied homework
    [x] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
    [x] Thrown food in the lunch room
    Total so far: 30
    Multiply by 3 for a total. Post as "I have screwed up _____ % of my teenage life.

  13. lilalixoxo lilalixoxo
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 3:59pm EST
    The biggest lies ever;
    I'm over him.
    format credit to DamnnTaylerx

  14. lilalixoxo lilalixoxo
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 3:07pm EST
    My thoughts during math:
    1. Why are there letters?
    2. When's lunch?
    3. How much longer till this class is over?
    4. What's my grade?
    5. When does this day end?
    6. Damn...he's cute over there.
    7. Nap time.
    8. I've only been asleep for 5 minutes?
    9. "Can I go to the bathroom?"
    10. Freedom at last!!!

  15. lilalixoxo lilalixoxo
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 12:34pm EST
    2013 : The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section to the comedy section

  16. lilalixoxo lilalixoxo
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 9:32am EST
    Dear Elbows,
    One of these days..
    Sincerely,
    Tongue

  17. lilalixoxo lilalixoxo
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 6:47pm EST
    Boys with swag<3

  18. lilalixoxo lilalixoxo
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 6:17pm EST
    Hello My Name Is
    Better than your ex
    and fresher than your next

  19. lilalixoxo lilalixoxo
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 4:02pm EST
    Remember when we asked for your opinion?
    Yeah, me neither.

  20. lilalixoxo lilalixoxo
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 3:11pm EST
    Trying to do homework with the computer on is like pouring water and oil together.
    It doesn't happen or mix very well.

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