Luvlife2468

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Member Since: 7 Jul 2011 06:06pm

Last Seen: 27 Sep 2013 09:38am

Birthday: March 31

Gender: F

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Luvlife2468
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 6:48pm UTC

Some girl: Hey I think I saw you at the mall the other day with a couple of your friends.
Me: Sorry, wrong person, I don't go to the mall.
Me: Or outside.
Me: &I don't have friends.
Me: hehe..

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Luvlife2468
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 6:42pm UTC

*At the Store*
Mom: Can you grab the 2% Low fat milk?
Me: ...
Mom: Can you grab thw 1% Lowfat milk?
Me: ...
Mom: Can you grab the Skim milk?
Me: ...
Mom: Can you grab the-
Me: WHAT COLOR!?!?

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Luvlife2468
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 3:00pm UTC

Me: O \ | | | /
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Luvlife2468
posted a quote
December 11, 2012 7:10pm UTC

Expect anything from anyone;
The Devil was once an Angel .

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Luvlife2468
posted a quote
December 11, 2012 7:01pm UTC

school: please get a full night of sleep
school: but don't forget to do 876543 hours of homework
school: and study for tests
school: be a well rounded student by joining clubs
school: and participating in sports so you don't come home till 6pm
school: don't be late for school
school: but make sure you eat a full meal in the morning
school: kids need a balanced diet
school: here eat cardboard with red paint, it's called "pizza"
school: if you don't type and double space your paper i'm not counting it
school: but don't use the internet while doing homework
notmine

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Luvlife2468
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 11:17am UTC

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

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Luvlife2468
posted a quote
October 23, 2012 5:47pm UTC

KEEP CALM
&
FIGHT ON

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Luvlife2468
posted a quote
October 16, 2012 6:15pm UTC

Did you know?
A chemical called "Urea", found in pee, is put into cigarettes for a 'better' flavor.
Still wanna smoke that?

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Luvlife2468
posted a quote
October 16, 2012 6:11pm UTC

Guess what?
I have lived in three decades,
two centuries,
and two millenniums.
&I'm not even 18.
^.^

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Luvlife2468
posted a quote
October 16, 2012 6:05pm UTC

Did You Know?
The wedding ring goes on the left ring finger, because it's the only finger with a vain that connects directly to the heart.
<3
googlefacts

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Luvlife2468
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 2:54pm UTC

Butterflies don't know
the color of their wings,
but human eyes know
how beautiful it is.
Likewise, you don't know
how good you are,
but others can see
that you are special.
nmq

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Luvlife2468
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 8:29pm UTC

Josh: Hey, I just met you..
Josh:And this is crazy..
Drake: ..
Josh: But my Dad married your Mom..
Josh: So HUG ME BROTHAA!

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Luvlife2468
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 8:18pm UTC

Girl: If you call me fat again I'll leave you!
Guy: Wait dear, don't do it! Think about our son..
Girl: Son??
Guy: Yeah, aren't you pregnant?
*Guy is now homeless*
Guy: Totally worth it! ;D
nmq

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Luvlife2468
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 2:46pm UTC

Breathe
By:He is We
Harness your heart, and be still now.
Quiet that mind that will wander,
All sorts of dark alleys.
Tragedy strikes your self esteem,
Constantly waiting for an ending,
To all of this.
She opens her eyes,
Suddenly she cries.
Can we help her, can we help her?
And she replies.
You know, I fake it oh so well,
That God himself cant tell.
What I mean and why my words are,
Less than parallel.
With my feet,
You ask me what I need.
And all I really need,
Is to breathe.
Oooohh.
Ahhaah.
People, they seem so interested.
Only a few get invested,
With all the aches and pains.
Doctor oh, doctor,
Please help her.
I fear she may not be breathing.
Blue lips, and doe eyes,
Thats her disguise.
You know, I fake it oh so well,
That God himself cant tell.
What I mean and why my words are,
Less than parallel.
With my feet,
You ask me what I need.
And all I really need,
Is to breathe.
Oooooh
Ooooh, oh
Oooooh
Oooooh
(Oooooh)
Give me some space to breathe,
(Ooooh, oh)
I need a little room to breathe.
Give me some space to breathe,
All I need is a little room to breathe.
I fake it oh so well,
That God cant tell.
You know, I fake it oh so well,
That God himself cant tell.
What I mean and why my words are,
Less than parallel.
With my feet,
You ask me what I need.
And all I really need,
Is to breathe.
Let me breathe.

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Luvlife2468
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 12:44pm UTC

Oh, so you didn't see my messages?
Facebook tells me that you did..
-nmq/nmf

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Luvlife2468
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 1:15pm UTC

We all have that one friend
who..
1) doesn't get pimples
2) has the dirtiest mind
3) looks Asian but isn't
4) you secretly can't stand
nmq

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Luvlife2468
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 1:07pm UTC

June 21, 2012 1:04 PM
Heyyy :D
nmq/nmf
June 21, 2012 2:10 PM
.. You better be writing me an essay
nmq/nm
nmq/nmf

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Luvlife2468
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 4:31pm UTC

You're pretty. <3
Thanks.
nmq/nmf
mq/nm
I wish there was something between us..
Yeah, me too.
nmq/nmf
Really, like what?
A wall.
nmq/nmf

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Luvlife2468
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 5:06pm UTC

Childhood Memory:
"Your mom's here! Quick, hide so you can't go home!"
nmf/nmq

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Luvlife2468
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 1:01pm UTC

Why Is It That,
I'll be looking for something
And it Magically Appears
When My Mom Looks For It??
-.-

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