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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
I noticed
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
its a statement.. its in the 10 ammendments. 5th ammendment..
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
I PLEAD THE FIFTH
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
But, there is that one time I lost... ;D
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
I always win. Always
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
OPPA GANGNAM STYLE
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
I KNEW I HAD TO GET, WHATEVER THE PAIN. I HAD TO TAKE YOU AND MAKE YOU MINE
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
CAUSE YOUOUOUOU, ARE ON. MY. MIND.
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
SO CALL ME MAYBE
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
TONIGHT LETS GET SOME, AND LIVE WHILE WE'RE YOUNG.
damn fish
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
Your so very welcome. lolol;P
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
It is, you can look at girls with big mouths and be like "well, she sucks d.ck.." and look at guys with big mouths and be like.. "he prolly sucks d.ck too.."
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
True, its the coolest thing ever
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
I know, why do I have to live at a dentist office? Why not a hospital instead?
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
Holy f.ck.
My mind = blown
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
No, but like. Such a small window, and a big bird. Not fat, but the structure of the bird itself is big. The window was so small. I didnt get it
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
They really are, and then these damned pelicans. Like, how the f/ck did you fit through the window?
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
Sorry, just most people consider me physco if I say that. Thank you for understanding. They're just so bossy, with their bubble treasure chests, and breaking the filter, and all that stuff.I mean, I can't even leave the window open anymore!
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
Fine, you caught me. It's the fish.
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
SO GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUTA MY HEAD, AND FALL INTO MY ARMS INSTEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, my boss is a directioner, always loves playing it for the custumers in the lobby.. ;)
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