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xMrsStypayhorliksonx
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 7:19pm UTC

SHOULD I
laugh becuase you think I care?
or cry becuase I do?
nmf/my quote<3

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xMrsStypayhorliksonx
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 4:46pm UTC

"Most people who are ugly in their teens are really hot when they get older"
I'm relying on this so much right now
format by sandrasaurus

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xMrsStypayhorliksonx
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 4:44pm UTC

Me: *closes wrong tab*
Me: *pterodactyl noise*

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xMrsStypayhorliksonx
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 10:55pm UTC

Did you know...
If you whisper "heterosexual" into the mirror three times at midnight Louis will come out of the closet and slap you with his man-purse

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xMrsStypayhorliksonx
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 6:08pm UTC

One Direction Blonde Moments:
Zayn: "We were in malabami"
Liam: "Portugual? They speak spanish right?"
Niall: "Today was a busy week for us"
Harry "I was wearing new jeans today and have just realized I went the whole day with the sticker on my leg"
Niall (on his pet hates): "Rabbits. They are pointless. They do nothing"
Zayn: "Avocados are my new favorite vegetable"
Louis: "Do you mean the full breast or just the nipple?"
Liam: "Where's Venezuela on the map?"
Harry: *tweets his own instagram*
nnmq

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xMrsStypayhorliksonx
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 11:09am UTC


nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
Lucyfacex,yo!
wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
Whenever I see a cop car,
I always *try* to act natural,
even though I didn't do anything

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xMrsStypayhorliksonx
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 7:01pm UTC

"A picture's worth a
thousand words"
Yours says
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xMrsStypayhorliksonx
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 4:44pm UTC

&& today...
♥♥ ♥
.
He asked me out<3
nmf/ i follow back<3

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xMrsStypayhorliksonx
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 7:30pm UTC

Someday, One Direction are going to come to an end. Someday, when I’ll have children and grandchildren, my grandchildren will read the new and they will say, “Granny, [One of the boys] died. Who is he?” Then I’m going to go to my room and look at my stuff. CD’s, I’ll switch them on and tears will begin to flow from my eyes. I’ll look at thousands of magazines, their pictures, that piece of paper. The ticket that brought me so much happiness. I’ll watch their videos, read their books. I’ll remember the day when I met them, the day when I saw their eyes, their hair, their smiles, heard their voices. I’ll remember the day when I first heard What Makes You Beautiful. I’ll remember all the fights I had with haters, all the directioners I met over the internet. I will remember Nandos, TOMS, Toy Story, and Dimples. The first time I went to a convert. The tears which I wept. I’ll remember the first time I watched A Year In The Making, and all of the X Factor videos. I felt so close to them… Pride, passion, love, all their learning. So many memories, so many dreams, so many emotions will come to me wile tears will fall. My ears will remember screaming at their concert, my anticipations. I will remember how much One Direction loved me, a fan. I’ll remember every sentence, all their mistakes. Then my grandchildren will come and ask what happened. I will smile and say to them “These are the first boys I have ever loved. They taught me that dreams come true and distance isn’t a problem for love. That friendship is most important, they taught me to help people in need, they taught me that all of us are beautiful. No matter how much it hurts me, I’m happy because that man is in heaven and for the first time he is around the angels, like he is and they all are.” I will look through the window and say “Goodbye Louis, Harry, Niall, Liam, Zayn. I will always love you and I will never, ever forget you.”
nmq/nmf
i follow back<3

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xMrsStypayhorliksonx
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 11:19am UTC

So last night, at 2 a.m. on twitcam...
Liam: I'm sorry to all of you that are alseep that miss this twi-
Liam's dad: They're not going to hear you if they're sleeping, Liam.
Liam:
Liam's dad:
Liam: BUT THEY'LL WATCH IT ON YOUTUBE LATER DAD
Liam: THAT'S THE POWER OF THE INTERNET
Liam's dad:
Liam's dad:
Liam's dad:
Liam: *looks at camera with proud little smile on his face*

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xMrsStypayhorliksonx
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 1:28am UTC

ONE DIRECTION
on SNL.
sooo much better
than iCarly.
Agreed?
-the moustaches
-zayn poking harry's cheek
-niall showing up EVERYWHERE during the closing
-harry's little two-step slide before the wmyb solo
-zayn's amazing new solo things in wmyb & one thing
-their deep voices
-liam's constant perfection
-how louis kept the moustache on the whole time
-how you could tell that they had so much fun with it
i mean, what's not to love?

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xMrsStypayhorliksonx
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 8:53pm UTC

Just watched the new iCarly with One Direction. I am a huge supporter of the boys, but that was a big disappointment to me. I love 1D, but I hate how much management and everyone else controls them. First of all, they were lip synching. They didn't even believe in them enough to let them sing themselves. Also, the people running the show didn't even know to put the camera on the right person that was "singing" at the time. The camera was on Liam for half of Harry's solo. They weren't allowed to be themselves. They basically had no lines, and the ones they did get were things like "okay" and "sure" and "yeah, why not?" I'm pretty sure Liam didn't even have one line. Niall literally said one word, and all Zayn got to do was nod and smile. It just makes me so mad. The closest they got to being anything like the boys we know and love was when Lou put his arm around Niall for about two seconds when they were "singing." I just wish that the show would have let them just be the way they like to. I miss the days when they were our little secret. I miss the days when there were constantly new inside jokes. I miss the days when you could actually hear their voices. I miss the days when it was the boys on the stairs. I miss the days when our boys, were our boys. I miss the real One Direction.
Sorry, just a rant. But am I really the only one
that feels this way?
♥
nmf/ i follow back<3

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xMrsStypayhorliksonx
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 3:56pm UTC

So, for april fools...
should i send this to my
best friend?
"Really?! Did you honestly think you could get away with that without me finding out?? I can't believe you. I thought i could trust you, but i guess i was wong. don't talk to me again. you know what you did. so don't ask. and if you don't know... think."
nmf/ i follow back<3

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xMrsStypayhorliksonx
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 1:03pm UTC

You're single?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me too.

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xMrsStypayhorliksonx
posted a quote
March 28, 2012 5:55pm UTC

227 faves/66 comments
My first top quote... well almost...
your comments meant sooo much,
thanks for the support!
i love you guys xxxx
nmf, i follow backkk<3

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xMrsStypayhorliksonx
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 5:17pm UTC

credi
So today...
We moved seats in science, and now the guy I used to like sits next to me, and he kept touching my knees with his and holding my hand and stuff like that... I think I might be starting to like him again... just a little... but he's kind of a bad kid, the total opposite of me. My friends all don' t like him, and he gets really bad grades, and in trouble with teachers alot... he doesn't usually go out with girls like me, I don't know what to do, help?......
fon m f / i f o l l o w b a c k < 3

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xMrsStypayhorliksonx
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 12:02pm UTC

Up All Night, Witty girl style
One Direction’s on replay
They're on replay
Now I got my room to shake, my room to shake
People all goin' to sleep
Goin' to sleep
I'm still wide awake
I wanna stay up all night
And make quotes, until my computer dies
I wanna stay up all night
And eat everything, until I am full
Hold on to the food
And don't throw it up
'Cause I got the computer now
Get off of facebook
I wanna stay up all night
And get a top quote
Up, up, up all night
Like this, all night, hey
Up all night
Like this, all night, hey
Up all night
Don't even care about the laptop over heating
We only wanna fave some quotes
Up up up all night
I'm only thinking 'bout this format I like
I hope I can figure it out
nmf/ my quote
I follow back<3

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xMrsStypayhorliksonx
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 11:40am UTC

Me: OMG it's a carrot!
Friend: Does this have to do with One Direction?
Me: Yes...
Me: OMG it's a pigeon! KEVINNNNN!
Friend: Does THIS have to do with One DIrection?
Me: ...
Me: OMG it's a cat! Pusaaaayyyyyy!
Friend: Does thi-
Me: Yup
Friend:
Me:
Friend: WILL YOU JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT THEM ALREADY? ONE DIRECTION IS SO STUPID!
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Cop: So, she just FELL out of this window?

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xMrsStypayhorliksonx
posted a quote
March 24, 2012 10:22pm UTC

&& How many of you...
are listening to One Direction right now?
Fave if you are<3
Format by Sandrasaurus

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xMrsStypayhorliksonx
posted a quote
March 24, 2012 7:43pm UTC

&& I just love...
When I get home and it's like "Did I look like this ALL day??
nmf/ I follow back<3

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