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liveurlife1

1. liveurlife1
   posted a quote
   September 23, 2013 5:49pm UTC
   boyfriend: babe are you okay? It's not that bad.
   Girlfriend: I've been bleeding from my va/gina
   For four f*cking days. Do you think I'm okay?
   I HATE EVERYBODY I WANT CHOCOLATE. EVERYTHING BOTHERS ME
   HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOU HAD TO STICK SOMETHING UP YOUR VA/GINA FOR
   A WEEK
   Boyfriend: .......... At least your not pregnant.
   
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2. liveurlife1
   posted a quote
   September 23, 2013 4:40pm UTC
   *a few years ago on witty*
   15 likes-
   me: wow why can't I have thousands of likes on my quote like everyone else.
   *now on witty*
   6 likes-
   Me: OH MY GOSH I AM GOING TO BE THE NEXT BIG THING. EVERYONE START BOWING DOWN IM ABOUT TO GET HUGE ON HERE.
   
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3. liveurlife1
   posted a quote
   August 8, 2013 10:02pm UTC
   is it sad that sometimes when I lose my wifi connection I start gasping like there is no more air.
   
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4. liveurlife1
   posted a quote
   August 7, 2013 11:49pm UTC
   English
   I do what I want
   spanish
   Yo hago lo que quiero
   italian
   FACCIO quello che voglio
   French
   Je fais ce que je veux
   German
   ICH tun, was ich will
   
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5. liveurlife1
   posted a quote
   August 7, 2013 10:27pm UTC
   The scariest thing just happened to me
   i accidentally logged into my old account and read all of
   my horrible tweets and I was about to cry because
   I didn't understand what went wrong and what I was thinking.
   
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6. liveurlife1
   posted a quote
   September 27, 2012 5:11pm UTC
   Ive realized... if i ever had a music video it would look really awkward.
   
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7. liveurlife1
   posted a quote
   September 27, 2012 5:00pm UTC
   The song FALLING FOR YOU. Seriously the best. i love that song.
   
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8. liveurlife1
   posted a quote
   September 19, 2012 12:38pm UTC
   **Listening to No air in car**
   Grandma: Is this song about a fart? Because the fart is in the way of her air?
   Me: HaAHHAHAHA lol no grandma.
   
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9. liveurlife1
   posted a quote
   September 19, 2012 10:54am UTC
   That really annoying moment #2
   When a family member opens your door without knocking and then leaves and the door isn't shut all the way
   
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10. liveurlife1
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 8:59am UTC
    That really annoying moment #1
    when your in bed and you forget to turn the light off
    Should i continue?
    
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11. liveurlife1
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 8:33pm UTC
    Words will be just
    Words
    Till you bring them
    To Life<3
    ~One Direction
    
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12. liveurlife1
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    To the directions who have that one friend that thinks there one directions biggest fan and dont know anything about them
    
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13. liveurlife1
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 6:12pm UTC
    YOU wanna know what
    WEIRD
    is? it's cool. Don't listen to other people. If people call you weird its cool. because being normals weird. who wants to be normal? Don't you wanna have a nice adventurus life? well dont listen to others. don't be insecure.. flaws are good to have.. who wants to be perfect. then your spending half of your life doing nothing because i know i spend half of my life fixing my pimples. Stop crying when u look in the mirror. Looks arent everything. its whats on the inside. thats what everyone says.. meanwhile there only worried on there looks.
    Look in the MIRROR.
    SMILE
    AND SAY YOUR BEAUTIFUL.<3
    
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14. liveurlife1
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 9:56pm UTC
    Awk moment
    Me: Hey Brothaaa... wanna know something about niall?<3
    Bro: I Know , i know... hes blonde and irish.. cool now leave me alone.
    Me: I never told u he was irish
    Bro: Didn't you just say that?
    Me: No...
    (I think he has something going on about them)
    TrueStory<3
    
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15. liveurlife1
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 9:21pm UTC
    People on movies home alone: PARTAYYY AT MY PLACE!!
    People in real life home alone: lay down with laptop, headphones, ipod and phone
    Me home alone: YAYA run around the house screaming!! WEEE WEEEE WWEEE AHHH OH NO!
    *Slips* *moaning* *Groaning* ............*ICE PACK*
    .............
    mommy?
    
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16. liveurlife1
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 1:50pm UTC
    *After seeing dance moms*
    Dancing around your house trying to express everything with such passion
    Sister:What the heck are you doing? Are you trying to imitate a dying humpback whale?
    Me:
    Sister:
    Me:
    Sister:
    Me:
    Sister:
    Me: *walks away and says nothing*
    nmf
    
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17. liveurlife1
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 6:01pm UTC
    That annoying moment
    When dentist are working in your mouth and they ask u a billion questions expecting you to answer it when they have there fingers shoved down your throat
    
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18. liveurlife1
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 11:42am UTC
    Whoever is the last to comment, will marry either
    Harry
    Louis
    Zayn
    Niall
    or Liam
    <3
    let the commenting START!
    
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19. liveurlife1
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 11:51pm UTC
    Hands are
    silent
    Voice is
    NUMB
    tried to scream out
    MY LUNGS
    it makes this
    HARDERRR
    And the tears stream, Down my face<3
    -Louis Tomlinson<3
    
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20. liveurlife1
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 2:46pm UTC
    hands are silent
    voice is numb
    tried to scream out my lungs it makes this
    harderrrr
    and the tears stream
    down my face
    <3
    if you can find out what this means your so amazing<3
    
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