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Make a sentence!
choose your month:
January-
i farted in
February- i hopped on
March - i kicked
April- i watered
May- i ran over
June- i fished for
July- i growled at
August-i ate a
September- i barked at
October-i quacked at
November- i yelled
December- i sang



Your color eyes:
Red: watermelons!
orange: cars
yellow: ducks
green: flipflops
blue:Harry Styles
purple: candy canes
brown: cotton candy

Your first letter of your name:
A: on top of the Iffle tower
B:in Central park
C: on a rainbow
D: during a rainstorm
E: while riding a scotter with queen latifa
F: on top of the cornopica
G: with prims goat
H: while eating applesauce in july
I: when dancing to Jenna Marbles
J: when making out with pitbull
K:when talking in spainish
L:while surfing
M: while making pasta
N: in a fire
O:in a rainstorm
P: in a Hurricane
Q: in a Tornado
R: in a sandstorm
S: in 1234
T: in the future
U: in Canada
V: on the empire state building
W: while marrying taylor latner
X: while dancing with Tom Cruise
Y: while doing homework
Z: while on witty

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Make a sentence! choose your month: January- i farted in February-

11 faves · 40 comments · Apr 16, 2012 10:25am

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kitkat345 · 8 years ago
I watered harry styles while riding a scotter with queen latifa
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dragonfly26 · 9 years ago
I yelled Harry Styles while making out with Pitbull? I don't even like pitbull.... :(
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Karapadamori · 9 years ago
I growled at cotton candy while making out with a pitbull. Gross but hiliarious!!
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springerspaniel1 · 9 years ago
I yelled Harry styles while in a rainstorm
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mackenzie18 · 9 years ago
I yelled harry styles while making pasta....for niall ;-)
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parisggb33 · 9 years ago
i sang flip flops with prims goat aha :)
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OzzyPavy · 9 years ago
I yelled at cotton candy in a rainstorm hahaa
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bassgirl_69 · 9 years ago
I ran over Harry Styles while making pasta. Hahahaa:D
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Hailey818 · 9 years ago
I growled at candy canes while eating applesauce in july.
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socks111 · 9 years ago
I growled at cotton candy in 1234
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bellyg2000 · 9 years ago
I ran over cotton candy when I was dancing to Jenna Marbles.
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cupcakecutie · 9 years ago
i barked at harry styles on witty
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Phoebejean · 9 years ago
I ran over flip-flops in a hurricane
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MuffinFries1962 · 9 years ago
I fished for Harry Styles while making out with Pitbull! ahaha woo :)
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0oKayKayo0 · 9 years ago
You guys aren't gonna like this :'( , I kicked Harry Styles while speaking Spanish , Sooryy , Harry :)
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mmaaiill27 · 9 years ago
I quacked at cotton candy while making pasta
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superstar123 · 9 years ago
I growled at Harry Styles while making out with pitbull
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katiebug1115 · 9 years ago
I yelled Harry Syles when talking in Spanish! yes!!
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Volleychick9 · 9 years ago
I quacked at Harry Styles in the future??lol
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smexilexi99 · 9 years ago
i watered harry styles while surfing
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