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socks111

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Member Since: 8 Apr 2011 03:37pm

Last Seen: 31 Jan 2013 12:01pm

user id: 163856

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  1. socks111 socks111
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 2:28pm UTC
    That awkaward moment when you have a lot in common with the person you hate.

  2. socks111 socks111
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 12:24pm UTC
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    When people tell the biggest lies:
    You say alright u go ahead and say that
    While it try to pretend to believe it.

  3. socks111 socks111
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    (C.S.I)
    Cant stand Idiots

  4. socks111 socks111
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 11:11am UTC
    Those one food commercials that stir there food slowly to make it look good.
    nmf

  5. socks111 socks111
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 1:02pm UTC
    Mom, I'm at Target and i locked my keys in the car! Can you come and get me?
    Okay hun, I will be there in a bit.
    Well please hurry! The windows are down and it's about to rain!
    I'm worried about you...
    nmf. quote from smartphowned.com

  6. socks111 socks111
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 3:17pm UTC
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    Has anyone stepped on a lego before?
    Or just me?
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  7. socks111 socks111
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 11:24am UTC
    I don't even like you.
    I hope you get ran over.
    I hope you know you're adopted.
    I hope you step on a lego.
    NOT COOL!!! TAKE IT BACK!
    nmf. quote from smartphowned.com

  8. socks111 socks111
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 3:55pm UTC
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    Wierd but true laws 5:
    In kansas it is illegal to put ice cream on cherry pie.
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  9. socks111 socks111
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 11:33am UTC
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    Wierd but true laws 4:
    In Idaho riding a merry-go-round on sundays are considered a crime.
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  10. socks111 socks111
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 3:50pm UTC
    Hey, im in an elevator with some guy who smells terrible!
    Huh? me too, what does he look like?
    Well hes texting someone and-wait a minute...
    And now the guy is staring at me and-oh wait...ok
    nmf. quote from smartphowned.com

  11. socks111 socks111
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 2:25pm UTC
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    Wierd but true laws 3:
    In Missouri, a man must have a permit to shave.
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  12. socks111 socks111
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 10:03am UTC
    Treat me like a joke and i'll leave you like it's funny.

  13. socks111 socks111
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 12:44pm UTC
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    Wierd but true laws 2:
    In Philadelphia, you cant put pretzels in bags.
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  14. socks111 socks111
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 10:45am UTC
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    Wierd but true laws 1:
    In Nebraska if a child burps in church its parent's may be arrested.
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  15. socks111 socks111
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    InSiDe AlL oL uS iS a WiLd ThInG.

  16. socks111 socks111
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 10:35am UTC
    6 things we say in school:
    1.I'm tired
    2.I'm cold.
    3.I dont get it.
    4.I'm hungry.
    5.Wht time is it?
    6.I want to go home.

  17. socks111 socks111
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 10:28am UTC
    Fave for Katy Perry
    Commet for Adele

  18. socks111 socks111
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 12:48pm UTC
    That one moment when you need a pencil really bad then you find one and its not sharpened.

  19. socks111 socks111
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 3:15pm UTC
    Heey. You have so nice teeth:D
    Heey:) Thank you!!!!
    It reminds me of a song!
    Witch song?
    Black and yellow. :)
    nmf. quote from smartphowned.com

  20. socks111 socks111
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 9:46am UTC
    Dad i forgot my lunch at home can you ge get it for me?
    Starve B*tch
    I AM RUNNING AWAY
    Take your mother with you.
    nmf. quote from smartphowned.com

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