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mackenzie18

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Member Since: 6 Nov 2011 05:01pm

Last Seen: 3 Mar 2013 02:12pm

user id: 235107

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  1. mackenzie18 mackenzie18
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 10:58pm UTC
    Hey hey hey hey hey! im on since freaking january!!!
    woahh 1 notifaction!
    MACKENZIE18 FOLLOWED YOU!
    woohoo
    i know witty.

  2. mackenzie18 mackenzie18
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 11:57pm UTC
    So what that I text people sitting next to me!?!?!?!?

  3. mackenzie18 mackenzie18
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 11:53pm UTC
    Sometime I would like to runaway just to see who cares enough to look for me! <3

  4. mackenzie18 mackenzie18
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 11:50pm UTC
    Dear Math.....I AM NOT YOUR THERAPIST SO SOLVE YOUR OWN PROBLEMS!!!

  5. mackenzie18 mackenzie18
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 11:47pm UTC
    -Come to the dark side
    -NO!
    -But we have COOKIES! :D

  6. mackenzie18 mackenzie18
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 9:57pm UTC
    for every fave I'll do a confession!

  7. mackenzie18 mackenzie18
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    Jeans are our new table cloths....

  8. mackenzie18 mackenzie18
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    Italians, Mexicans/Spanish, and Japanese/Chinese people make the best food <3 ;)

  9. mackenzie18 mackenzie18
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    WE FOUND GINGERS IN A SOUL-LESS PLACE!! <3

  10. mackenzie18 mackenzie18
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 3:51pm UTC
    Imagine our world with NO COLOR

  11. mackenzie18 mackenzie18
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 10:10pm UTC
    dont be expecting any quotes that have "PIZZAZZ" from me anytime soon....tablets don't let you create colorful quotes :P anyways....my laptop has a virus (or probably 37 again) so only plain ol' boring quotes.....

  12. mackenzie18 mackenzie18
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 11:53pm UTC
    This time my new fish isn't goin anywhere near your hideous face.........
    it's too pretty for you ;)

  13. mackenzie18 mackenzie18
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    omg......I found the solutuion to the death of my fish
    everyone wanna hear? k...
    I was ooVooing with my former "friend" and I was showing her my fish from my tablet and Squirt saw her face and heard her voice. It was probably such a horrid thing for that poor innocent betta fish to encounter!
    Gid why the f*ck did you make such ugly parents how somehow made this hideous child, she should be punished.....
    Did my little Squirt deserve this? NO
    I come home and find out hes DEAD
    thanks a lot.....
    he was one of my best friends...
    I loved him
    But now I can't....cuz hes DEAD
    you a*shole.....
    BYE SQUIRT ILY...RIP <3

  14. mackenzie18 mackenzie18
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 3:54pm UTC
    Mah Mah Mah Mah Fishey diedd! :( by Squirt <3

  15. mackenzie18 mackenzie18
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 3:40am UTC
    Dear Ski Slopes.....
    WARNING: Prepare for my awesome skillz coming your way cuz im blowin through that snow with these new ski's like there's no tomorrow! ;) I suggest that you do that now cause you might be seeing me tomorrow!! <3
    Sincerely, Me! <3

  16. mackenzie18 mackenzie18
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 8:50pm UTC
    DON'T CHEW YOUR GUM WITH YOUR MOUTH WIDE OPEN, YOU LOOK SO MUCH MORE UNNATRACTIVE!!!!!! (mrs. h) LMAO <3 notice the more part! isn't she nice

  17. mackenzie18 mackenzie18
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 7:56pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN:
    a guy friend says he drooled over a profile pic of yours!........

  18. mackenzie18 mackenzie18
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 4:12pm UTC
    before: it was 3 simple letters i was going to send him
    ILY
    now: it is 3 simple words i want to send you.....
    PLEASE GO DIE!
    YOU ARE GAY
    YOUR A N***R
    HEY, F**K YOU!
    U LIKE D***S
    YOU ARE RETARDED
    YOUR A B***H
    I HATE YOU!
    (and many more ;)

  19. mackenzie18 mackenzie18
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 3:52pm UTC
    BEST THINGS TO DO AT A BIRTHDAY PARTY WITH TEENAGERS AND BFFS...
    1.) Be loud like we are ;)
    2.) Suck in helium and say the funnies things :)
    3.) Play manhunt for hours in the dark :)
    4.) Watch Jackass 3 until 1am <3
    5.) Stay up intil 3 in the morning!!!! <3
    <33333 12-17-11

  20. mackenzie18 mackenzie18
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 10:40pm UTC
    Dayuummm!
    I was looking at all my followers recent quotes and I was on page 17
    with quotes just from yesterdday!?!?!
    SOMEONE SPENDS A LITTLE TOO MUCH TIME
    ON WITTY......
    jk

:)

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