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1. smexilexi99
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   July 10, 2012 8:31pm UTC
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2. smexilexi99
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   January 12, 2012 4:40pm UTC
   god made flowers
   god made dirt
   god made boys
   so i can flirt
   god made coke
   god made pepsi
   god made me
   oh so sexy
   god made the ocean
   god made the sea
   god needed a princess
   so he created me
   roses sre red
   violets are blue
   god made me pretty
   what the hell
   happened to you?
   
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3. smexilexi99
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   January 12, 2012 4:33pm UTC
   s.w.a.g
   l h c e
   u o t t
   t r i t
   t e n o
   y g
   
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4. smexilexi99
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   January 12, 2012 4:24pm UTC
   This Is Called The Eye Test!
   Look For The LOWER Case 'L' And You Will Be Kissed tomorrow:
   LLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL .
   Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
   Now Look For The 'N' This Is Really Hard!
   MMMMMMMNMMMMMMM.
   Now Find The Mistake:
   abcdefghijklnmopqrstuvwxyz
   Now Wish For Something You Really Want After The Countdown!
   10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
   Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish!
   ****** *** *** ****** *** ******
   Now post this again.
   Your Wish Will Come True!
   You Have 19 Minutes!
   Or What You Wished For Will Be The
   Opposite
   
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5. smexilexi99
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   January 12, 2012 4:16pm UTC
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6. smexilexi99
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   December 25, 2011 6:01pm UTC
   merryyyyy
   christmas everyone
   i got everything i wanted
   except for himm</3333
   
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7. smexilexi99
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   December 25, 2011 5:54pm UTC
   roll ur eyes,
   talk your sh*t,
   jelous bi*ches make me sick !!
   
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8. smexilexi99
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   November 27, 2011 10:07pm UTC
   EVERYDAY
   IM
   WITTYIANNNN
   
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9. smexilexi99
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   November 27, 2011 10:00pm UTC
   pandas are cool.
   they're black,
   white ,
   and asian
   all at the same time.
   
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10. smexilexi99
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    November 27, 2011 9:51pm UTC
    oh kool were gonna argue online?
    what's the best your gonna do?
    CAPS LOCKS me to death? :D
    
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11. smexilexi99
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    November 27, 2011 9:48pm UTC
    i'm not a facebook status
    you dont have to like me.
    
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12. smexilexi99
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    November 27, 2011 9:46pm UTC
    i am a steg-o-saurs !!!!!!!!!
    fave or comment if you now were this is frommmm
    
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13. smexilexi99
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    November 27, 2011 9:43pm UTC
    you will have toooooo much stress
    in your life, expecting for things
    to happen to quickkk.......
    
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14. smexilexi99
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    November 8, 2011 10:47am UTC
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15. smexilexi99
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    November 8, 2011 10:28am UTC
    ok, so one of my best friends knows i like this kid at our school and they just met friday and they new each other for 2 hours and he askeed her out. and then she came right up to me and said "he" doesnt like you and she didn't even tell me that they were dating. i still havent talked to her. i just dont know what to do anymore.. need some one to txt or talk to...
    any takerssss???
    
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    November 2, 2011 8:59pm UTC
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    November 2, 2011 8:53pm UTC
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    November 2, 2011 8:46pm UTC
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19. smexilexi99
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    November 2, 2011 8:43pm UTC
    LOST YOU PEN= NO PEN
    NO PEN= NO NOTES
    NO NOTES= NO STUDY
    NO STUDY= FAIL
    FAIL= NO DIPLOMA
    NO DIPLOMA= NO WORK
    NO WORK = NO MONEY
    NO MON EY= NO FOOD
    NO FOOD= SKINNY
    SKINNY= UGLY
    UGLY=NO LOVE
    NO LOVE=NO MARRIAGE
    NO MARRIAGE=NO CHILDREN
    NO CHILDREN= ALONE
    ALONE=DEPRESSION
    DEPRESSION= SICKNESS
    SICKNESS= DEALTH
    LEARN YOUR LEASON AND DONT LOSE YOUR PEN....
    
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20. smexilexi99
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    November 2, 2011 8:35pm UTC
    IF I WAS JUST ANOTHER DUSTY RECORD ON THE SELF
    WOULD YOU BLOW ME OFF AND PLAY ME LIKE
    EVERYBODYELSE
    
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