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Volleychick9

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Member Since: 13 Nov 2011 10:44am

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  1. Volleychick9 Volleychick9
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 3:45pm UTC
    Mom: Never get in a vehicle with a stranger!
    Me: *Gets on school bus*

  2. Volleychick9 Volleychick9
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    You Know You Are Best Friends When
    #2
    They aren't home but you still go over just to hang out with their parents and siblings.

  3. Volleychick9 Volleychick9
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    You Know You Are Best Friends When
    #1
    You can be in the same room and not talk without it being awkward.

  4. Volleychick9 Volleychick9
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    Friend comes Over
    Me when I was little: Let me give you a tour so you know where everything is.
    Me Now: You can put your stuff in here. Find everything yourself. Good Luck.

  5. Volleychick9 Volleychick9
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    I am beautiful
    And you are beautiful
    We are all Witty Sisters (or brothers)
    Therefore we are all
    Beautiful
    And don't you dare let anyone tell you otherwise

  6. Volleychick9 Volleychick9
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 7:21pm UTC
    I remember when the worst thing a teenager could do
    Was Get Caught Having A Party When
    Their Parents Weren't Home.

  7. Volleychick9 Volleychick9
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    Parents and school nurses: Girls, turning into a woman is a very happy and exciting process.
    My Thoughts: Yeahh suree
    My thoughts: do you know what turning into a woman has done to me.
    My thoughts: It helped me get a broken heart
    My thoughts:gave me horrible cramps
    My thoughs: Made me believe society
    My thoughts: I constantly have to shave my legs...
    My thoughts: My hair gets greasy
    My thoughts:I feel insecure.
    My thoughts: Yes...turning into a woman is TRUELY exciting.

  8. Volleychick9 Volleychick9
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    My thoughts while walking down the halls of my school
    Me: Ok I have at least 5 minutes before the teachers sends someone after me.
    Me: Well hey there cute guy...
    Me:Fine don't talk to me
    Me: Well i geuss that doesnt count
    Me:Considering I said all this in my mind
    Me: My future lover is in this class
    Me: Slowly walk past and look for him.
    Me;OMG HE SAW ME!
    Me: We had eye contacts for 3 seconds!
    Me: Hahaha RECORD!
    Me:Oh crap
    Me: EX BOYFRIEND ALERT EX BOYFRIEND ALERT!
    Me: Ok I must look attractive. stand tall!
    Me: Flip hair.....
    Me:NOW!
    Me:UGH! Ow OW OW
    Me: My hair just stabbed my eye!
    Me: Oh snapple crackle he saw that!
    Me: and he is still looking at you.
    Me:speed walk away, speed walk awayy

  9. Volleychick9 Volleychick9
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 3:51pm UTC
    Things that Hurt
    Broken hearts
    Not feeling skinny
    When he talks to other girls
    feeling i am not good enough
    feeling ugly
    when im ignored
    when i feel alone
    When I'm shaving my legs and I accidentally run over a cut I made shaving my legs 3 days ago.

  10. Volleychick9 Volleychick9
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    In Movies My Life
    Friend:Yeah so I was txting your Friend:So I was txting your future lover
    future lover last night... Last night...
    Girl:OMG REALLY! did he ask Me: EXCUSE ME?? WHY ARE YOU
    about me?what did he say??? TXTING HIM! ILL KILL YOU!

  11. Volleychick9 Volleychick9
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 9:44pm UTC
    Your Best Friend ditched you?
    He broke your heart?
    They made fun of you?
    She spread rumors about you?
    He backstabbed you?
    Make sure to thank them, you cant get better in life if you dont have disadvantages to overcome.

  12. Volleychick9 Volleychick9
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 10:00pm UTC
    My thoughts: wow i feel like a loner...
    Mythoughts:Why am I walking to class alone?
    My thoughts: Where are my friends at?
    My thoughts:Oh well it doesnt matter I am almost at my locker.
    My thoughts: Oh Snapple crackle he is walking twards me...
    My thoughts: Did he just stop at my locker?
    My thoughts:HE JUST STOPPED AT MY LOCKER
    My thoughts:Is he looking for me?
    My thoughts: Oh heartbreak...he is just talking to his friend
    my thoughts: And now hes walking tward me again
    My thoughts: oh.my.gosh. he is looking at me
    My thoughts:Ok be cool...DONT BE STUPID
    Him:hey
    Me:...chicken cutlet
    My thoughts: chicken cutlet? seriously?

  13. Volleychick9 Volleychick9
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    (Me and My family watching TV)
    Show:"I thinks he is cute do you think hes cute"
    Mom:Laughing
    Dad:Woww
    Brother: Wow i didn't know girls did that too...
    Me: OMG GUYS TALK ABOUT US LIKE WE TALK ABOUT THEM!!!

  14. Volleychick9 Volleychick9
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    My Mom and I after seeing the hunger games
    Me: (In my basement with two of my friends)
    Thunder:BOOM!
    Mom: (Runs down stairs)
    Mom: DID YOU HEAR THAT CANNON! SOMEONE JUST DIED!

  15. Volleychick9 Volleychick9
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    I Don't know about you guys but...
    I already have my entire strategy planned just in case I end up in the hunger games.

  16. Volleychick9 Volleychick9
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    So Society makes teen girls feel bad about themselves
    And I am pretty sure they know they do.
    So why dont they just stop?

  17. Volleychick9 Volleychick9
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 4:01pm UTC
    If I were to kiss you
    Right here
    and right now
    What would you say?<3

  18. Volleychick9 Volleychick9
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 8:45am UTC
    (Me watching iGoOneDirection with cousin at grandma's)
    Me: NO! HARRY DONT DRINK IT!!!
    Me:poor Harry
    Me: I think the guys would have liked using the butter sock...
    Me:They should have written there own lines.
    One Direction: YOURE INSECURE! DONT KNOW WHAT FOR!
    Me:YOURE TURNING HEADS WHEN YOU WALK THROUGH THE DOOR! (Starts rapidly dancing)
    Cousin: Do you take medication?
    Me: what I have cannot be cured
    Cousin:And that is?
    Me:ONE DIRECTION INFECTION!
    Cousin:uh grandma...shes freaking me out
    Grandma: Why don't you kids go outside or something?
    Me: What? Dont touch that remote!
    Cousin:But its over.
    Me:(turns to TV) What? Don't Leave!

  19. Volleychick9 Volleychick9
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 11:54am UTC
    (Normal people when they loose phone)
    Them:Hey can you call my phone?
    Friend:Sure
    Them:(hears ringing) Ill just carefully walk to other side of the room, climb over the bed, Listen for the vibrate, lift pillow, "I found it!"
    (Me when I loose my phone)
    Me: CALL MY MOBILE DEVICE!
    Friend:YOU GOT IT!
    Me: (starts humming spy music) KARATE CHOP SUMMERSALT ROLE! NINJA BODY SLAM ON BED! ROLL OFF BED! ARMY CRAWL ACROSS FLOOR! IRISH KICK PILLOW! HOLD UP PHONE! "MY MISSION IS COMPLETE!"

  20. Volleychick9 Volleychick9
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 8:51pm UTC
    Me:(Looks outside and sees brother)
    Brother:(shooting targets with slingshot and rock...which is sort of like bow and arrow)
    Me:(Runs outside and kneels in front of him)
    Brother:"What are you doing"
    Me:You are the next Katniss Everdeen"
    Brother:You are insan-
    Me:"let the odds be ever in your favor"

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