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Why does love
always feel like a battle field ♥

Hi, Bonjour, Aloha, Olah, Shalom,
I'm Zoe,
i love every day life and i am appreciative for how lucky i am,
follow for a follow
xxx

I'm soaring, flying, theres not a star in heaven that we can't reach if were trying, yeah were breaking free

cupcakecutie
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 11:58pm UTC

CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE STAB MY MUM!
because if you don;t i SWEAR I WILL!

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cupcakecutie
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 6:10am UTC

When your teacher is cranky,
automatically assuming that she is on her period

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cupcakecutie
posted a quote
May 29, 2012 5:29am UTC

B. E. C. A. U. S. E.
betty eats cake and uncle sells eggs

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cupcakecutie
posted a quote
May 29, 2012 4:53am UTC

A Friend??
where can i buy one??jher

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cupcakecutie
posted a quote
May 28, 2012 7:36pm UTC

ME:I Hate Carrots
FRIEND: why?
ME:Why would you eat anything with the word rot in it?
literally.

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cupcakecutie
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 6:48am UTC

♚
I'm a princess, alone in this world, looking for my prince.

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cupcakecutie
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 6:26am UTC

I ' m s o r r y .
did your dick get in the way of my foot again??♥
nmf

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cupcakecutie
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 12:20am UTC

HOVER your mouse over this quote if you believe in Love

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cupcakecutie
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 5:00am UTC

The BEST quotes are on page 69
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cupcakecutie
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 3:59am UTC

23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts..

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cupcakecutie
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 3:38am UTC

just saving the format..
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yeah buddy.. :)
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cupcakecutie
posted a quote
May 14, 2012 8:32pm UTC

Simon says jump!
Did i say you could come back down?
Yeah, didn't think so.
nmf

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cupcakecutie
posted a quote
May 10, 2012 7:39pm UTC

comment the song you have stuck in your head or are listening to, then add "in my pants" :) tehe
nmq

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posted a quote
May 10, 2012 4:52pm UTC

comment the song you have stuck in your head or are listening to, then add "in my pants" :) tehe
nmq

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cupcakecutie
posted a quote
May 10, 2012 4:18pm UTC

why is the word fun in funeral??

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cupcakecutie
posted a quote
May 9, 2012 8:12pm UTC

google
most beautifull person ever.
search about 1 result (0.27 seconds)
Did you mean, the person reading this quote?
nmf/nmq
credit to paperlung

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cupcakecutie
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 6:52pm UTC

HIGHLIGHT TO FIND OUT
HOW MANY RACES ARE ON WITTY
ONE, THE HUMAN RACE
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posted a quote
May 5, 2012 6:47pm UTC

Grandma: you are getting more beautifull everytime i see you.
me:. wait, does that mean i started out ugly??.♥
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cupcakecutie
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 10:52pm UTC

Don't think of your self as an ugly human
think of yourself as a beautifull monkey :)
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posted a quote
May 1, 2012 3:18am UTC

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