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Cucumbers are 96% water, 
Jesus can walk on water..

I can walk on cucumbers..

which makes me 96% Jesus :D






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Cucumbers are 96% water, Jesus can walk on water.. I can walk

853 faves · 11 comments · Apr 9, 2012 6:20pm

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Samantha1116 · 1 decade ago
ahaha thats funny! why would someone report it!
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Bubble_Bunny615 · 1 decade ago
i think it's because people put it as jocked
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Imjustme32 · 1 decade ago
The quote was-
"Cucumbers are 96% water. Jesus can walk on water. I can walk on cucumbers. Therefore, I am 96% Jesus. "
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Keep_Smilin · 1 decade ago
Whoever reported this quote better hope I don't find them. I will pee on yo lawn!
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hotchick123 · 1 decade ago
what did it say?
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lovehimmorethanwords · 1 decade ago
What the hell, this was a funny quote. Who the f*ck reported it?
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iloveyou731 · 1 decade ago
How is this still getting faves if it has been deleted?
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beentheredonethat · 1 decade ago
but the elephants mentioned are going extinct..
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drunkengorilla1 · 1 decade ago
and 96% is 69% backwards...mind=blown jk lol
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YourAllBeautifulNoMatterWhat · 1 decade ago
Humans are 67% water
I can walk on humans
that makes them very off.
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Amazing_Stories · 1 decade ago
really? Have you ever tried to walk on a full cucumber without breaking it or slipping? lmao
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