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Girl 1: Mom why is my name Lily?
Mom: Because when you were born a lily fell on your head.

 

Girl 2: Mom why is my name Rose?
Mom: Because when you were born a rose fell on your head

 

Girl 3: Me like potato.
Mom: Shut the heck up Brick!

 

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Girl 1: Mom why is my name Lily? Mom: Because when you were born

990 faves · 32 comments · Feb 28, 2012 6:34pm

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sammy* · 1 decade ago
love thisā™„ lol
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egirl1484 · 1 decade ago
this is so funny and i love the format!!
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jessiehurrxx · 1 decade ago
This is my favorite quote.

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volleysukhi27 · 1 decade ago
OMGGGG I FRIGGIN LOVVEEEE THIS FORMATTT<33333333333333

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iamamockingjay · 1 decade ago
not to sound mean, but..i only faved this because of the format. c:
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Veloriix · 1 decade ago
dayuum, this format !
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blankwolf* · 1 decade ago
I posted this quote...like a month ago...and it got like 7 faves.. ;-;
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FunZy0x4 · 1 decade ago
that's a friggen sick format!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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badwolf* · 1 decade ago
lmfaoooo :D
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xoxalyssa459 · 1 decade ago
ZiZi123...the girls name is LILY cuz she had a LILY droped on her head. ROSE'S name is ROSE because she had a rose dropped on her head. we can assume the 3rd girls name is BRICK because she had a BRICK dropped on her head..that's why she's saying ME LIKE POTATO..because she got a brick dropped on her head when she was a baby that messed up her brain
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ZiZi123 · 1 decade ago
i dont get it...
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OmgFridaysRock · 1 decade ago
Wow you must have spent ages on this!
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EatTheApplePie · 1 decade ago
i love this format
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Andreaxoxo · 1 decade ago
i love this format! omg
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adg9198 · 1 decade ago
lol, this was a cow joke before
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soccerchick327 · 1 decade ago
you stole on of my quote
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AnimieChic · 1 decade ago
ahahahah!
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jomgx9833 · 1 decade ago
i saw this on ifunny.com a little while back...but anyways this format is amazing!
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legit7 · 1 decade ago
omg i love the format :)
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MeeAndYoou · 1 decade ago
Amazing format :)
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