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1. jomgx9833
   posted a quote
   February 24, 2012 4:45pm UTC
   FAT TUESDAY?
   More like fat Wednesday.
   And Thursday.
   And Friday.
   And Saturday.
   And Sunday.
   Oh and Monday.
   
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2. jomgx9833
   posted a quote
   February 9, 2012 4:15pm UTC
   GIRLS, if you're single on Valentine's Day, there's no reason to be upset. A real man isn't gonna wait until one time of the year to love you.
   ♥
   
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3. jomgx9833
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   February 8, 2012 5:25pm UTC
   ..............................................
   Hatred surrenders to a smile.
   ..............................................
   
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4. jomgx9833
   posted a quote
   February 8, 2012 5:18pm UTC
   When someone hates you for no apparent reason, take it as a complient.
   You're obviously too perfect for someone to find something wrong with you♥
   
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5. jomgx9833
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   November 15, 2011 5:07pm UTC
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6. jomgx9833
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   October 17, 2011 5:15pm UTC
   Nothing is better than seeing your phone light up with a text-
   _
   _
   _
   Until you realize it's the low battery warning.
   
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7. jomgx9833
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   October 14, 2011 7:18pm UTC
   When someone says " It's as soft as a babies' bottom!"
   I always wonder, so do you go around feeling babies' butts or something?
   
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8. jomgx9833
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   October 14, 2011 4:45pm UTC
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9. jomgx9833
   posted a quote
   October 11, 2011 7:40pm UTC
   So you' r e t o o c o o l t o g o t o s ome o n e s do or
   a n d as k f o r f r e e c a ndy ?
   O h o k , no w i t ma k e s s e n se .
   
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10. jomgx9833
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 9:57pm UTC
    Seeing someones status
    and thinking,
    OMG.
    I SAW THAT QUOTE
    ON WITTY.
    ♥
    
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11. jomgx9833
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 4:58pm UTC
    Every school has that one couple that must get married one day,
    and if they broke up,
    ♥
    The world would fall apart.
    
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12. jomgx9833
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 7:05pm UTC
    I want to be able to speak two languages-
    English,
    &
    Guy Code.
    
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13. jomgx9833
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    September 22, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    *Students Talking*
    Teacher: "I'll wait."
    "Oh, really? Thanks, I was concerned it would upset you and you'd want me to stop."
    
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14. jomgx9833
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 3:54pm UTC
    Ɩғ ʏσʋ тяʏ тσ ғαιℓ вʋт ʏσʋ ƨʋcɛɛ∂,
    Ɯнιcн Ħαʌɛ Ƴσʋ Ɖσиɛ?
    justaquote
    
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15. jomgx9833
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 6:25pm UTC
    Person 1: Hey, Hi.
    Person 2: Why did you say hey twice?
    Person 1: Because i would've felt rude if I didn't say hi to both your faces.
    justaquote
    
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