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In the car with my dad.
*pass my old middle school*
Me: God, it still feels like I'm going back there.
Dad: I know. Big ol' freshman now, eh?
Me: Yeah, I'm kinda nervous.
Dad: Oh you got nothing to worry about.
Me: Yeah well-
Dad: Except boys. Boys are idiots.
Me: Dad, you ARE a boy.
Dad: Exactly. So I know what goes on in their head. Especially high school boys. They only have one thing on their minds-
Me: Dad!
Dad: -football. Haha, you thought we were gonna have the talk, didn't you?
Me: Oh my god, Dad. Never do that to me again.

 

 

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In the car with my dad. *pass my old middle school* Me: God,

2552 faves · 22 comments · Aug 22, 2011 6:15pm

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drummerdiane · 1 decade ago
I just laughed so hard hahaha I love your dad
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valerieexrainbowss · 1 decade ago
lol, I love your dad xD
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pleasantly_pocket_sized_one · 1 decade ago
19 comments and 1919 faves.
i just ruined it fyi.


youre welcome
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crazylovele9 · 1 decade ago
imma freshman too!
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nikki143 · 1 decade ago
ahahahahahahahah,your dad is great :)
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flippy14 · 1 decade ago
this made me smile(:
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SockMonkey423 · 1 decade ago
Ha:) sounds like my dad too.
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setthemusicfree · 1 decade ago
I just died XDD
I read it to my mom, and she started laughing at the "You thought we were gonna have the talk, didn't you?" xD
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
Your dad is the biggest BAMF evar.
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lovehimmorethanwords · 1 decade ago
I.Want.Your.Dad. hahaha
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xoxoChristina · 1 decade ago
This is pretty funny. LAWL
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xoGAMERCHICKx3 · 1 decade ago
Hahahaha your dad is chill.
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chillchica4 · 1 decade ago
I love your dad :)
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purpleenurple108 · 1 decade ago
yay! ima freshy too:D
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IrishRoast247 · 1 decade ago
hahahahaha this is really funny, my dad always does that.
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snowboarder97 · 1 decade ago
LMAO happened 2 me!
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musicforlifeee · 1 decade ago
So glad my dad isn't driving me to freshman year. Starting today :/ we would have like the same conversation!
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AbbeyCuppycake · 1 decade ago
xD
This just put a smile on my face :D
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amesXx143 · 1 decade ago
i lovelovelove this < 3
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glambertized · 1 decade ago
HAHAH love this :D
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